MO's bar and grill!

[BOLO]

Love it Mo.
Have another.
Love is lovely aint it?
Sniff. Fine ol song. You played it for him, you can play it for me, play it again Sam, er Mo. ;D
Jus kiddin.

[MO]

I was in key, too, wasn't I! ;D

But I don't play for anybody.

[BOLO]

I was in key, too, wasn't I!

Absolutely. Oui! Si. Javohl! Nay! Si Signora! Que Bella Bella! Ya! Da! Yos!
Er Yeah. ;D

But I don't play for anybody

Feelings hurt they are. Awww! I unnerstand. Sniff.
Tarbender set em up please. Friends for all my rounds. eh?
Give me a double please. Sank you verra much. ;D

[MO]

Who me? naaaa..

[scummybear]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have


stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk

of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but

an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

[MO]

If you start me up....

Tarbender----- Don't let me down!

You know, we need emoticons!

[BOLO]

If you start me up....

Tarbender----- Don't let me down!

You know, we need emoticons

Yeah. What you said. I thin I said it summers else. What can we do?
While we are pondering that have a Virgins Delight. 7 Liqueurs layered. Creme De at the top.
;D

[MO]

I'm in! I drink with thee! I'll look for emoticons some other time.
After all, tomorrow is another day!

[BOLO]

I'm in! I drink with thee! I'll look for emoticons some other time.
After all, tomorrow is another day

Good I like a strong willed woman what can not be diverted from her mission. A woman with a purpose.
Ah. Yes the purpose is to drink. Si?
Un Cervaza Por Favor? ;D
How about a White Russian. No Vod replace with Brandy. MMMM Good. ;D

[MO]

Good I like a strong willed woman what can not be diverted from her mission.

I'm still on the drinking mission, for thirst is a dangerous thing!

[BOLO]

I'm still on the drinking mission, for thirst is a dangerous thing

Sho Nuff
Well then let me line these up, A Strawberry Daiquiri, Pina Colada, and a GrassHopper. Creme De Caco with Creme De Menthe and Gordon's. ;D ;D
That orter slake sum of ur thirst. By Cracky.

[MO]

Ugggggg! I drank enough vodka last night to sink a ship. I think I'll have a beer to feel better. It's happy hour!!

[RC364]

I am having a Vodka/Kalhua/cream now. I'm sure I will regret it later!

[BOLO]

I am having a Vodka/Kalhua/cream now. I'm sure I will regret it later

Later is a great time to regret. ;D
For now "We live" "and drink".
We still need some drininking emoshcons. yeppers. Who slipped the wodka in the beer?
Goo stuff.

[BOLO]

JUKEBOX TIME: ;D

Title: Kisses Sweeter Than Wine

When I was a young man and never been kissed
I got to thinking it over what I had missed.
I got me a girl, I kissed her and then
Oh lord, I kissed her again.

Chorus:
Oh, kisses sweeter than wine,
Oh, kisses sweeter than wine

I asked her to marry and be my sweet wife,
And we would be so happy the rest of our lives.
I begged and I pleaded like a natural man,
And then, oh lord, she gave me her hand.

(chorus)

I worked mighty hard and so did my wife,
Workin' hand in hand to make a good life.
With corn in the field and wheat in the bins,
I was, oh lord, the father of twins.

(chorus)

Our children they numbered just about four,
They all had sweethearts knockin' at the door.
They all got married and they didn't hesitate;
I was, oh lord, the grandfather of eight.

(chorus)

Now that we're old, and ready to go,
We get to thinkin' what happened a long time ago.
We had a lot of kids, trouble and pain,
But, oh lord, we'd do it again.

(chorus)

Have a drink on me. That orta get your drinking gland going. ;D