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Post by BOLO on Jul 23, 2004 19:26:19 GMT -5
Devastated I am. Michael Moore?
Here try this for you, and this for TNRighty.
This for everyone.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by BOLO on Jul 23, 2004 20:09:13 GMT -5
 What was that
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Post by MO on Jul 24, 2004 0:00:42 GMT -5
I don't know but I'd like to keep politics OUT of the bar! That's what the REST of the board is for.  No, not this time.  An old friend that's doing a fat, ugly, sweat moose.  Line em up! |
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Post by MO on Jul 24, 2004 12:43:06 GMT -5
I think it's bs! ;D
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Post by BOLO on Jul 24, 2004 15:15:26 GMT -5
That has got to rate a beer or two or three. A sweat Moose??? The picture is ....ummm...well..er...You know! Here have another. |
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Post by TNRighty on Jul 24, 2004 22:40:19 GMT -5
I thought MO's bar and grill was was a place we could come share a drink and set aside our differences. Looks like Peanut has broken up the party. Therefore, I must defend the pub.
I'll try to refute him/her/it one statement at a time.
It was never our responsibilty to enforce UN sanctions against Iraq. That was the UN's job, and for twelve years they didn't do it, mainly due to the fact that many top level UN officials were receiving under-the-table money from Saddam. Does the oil-for-food scandal ring a bell? Why in the world would we subjugate the sovreignty of our nation to a corrupt body such as the UN?
A woman's freedom to do with her body what she pleases begins with her choice whether or not to have irresponsible sex. After that there are only consequences. If you have a baby you can't afford or don't want, that's the consequence of your own poor decision. Its your responsibility to live with the choices you've made, not terminate the life of a child that doesn't fit into your plans.
When the draft-dodging anti-Vietnam hippie Bill Clinton ran for president against Bush and Dole, military service was no big deal in the minds of democrats. Now all of a sudden the Dems are trumpeting Kerry's service in Vietnam as one of the reasons he should be elected over Bush. Opportunism at its best.
"A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our allies, then demand their cooperation and money". What ally have we belittled? From what country have we demanded money? We asked France to support us, and they wouldn't. France has proven itself to be no ally of the USA. When France needed us, we were there. When we needed France, they bailed out.
"A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy." First of all, Clinton was not impeached for his extramarital affair. He was impeached for purjory under the statutes of a law HE had signed. It had nothing to do with his actions. He lied under oath and took away the right of Lewisnki to appear before the law. Secondly, give me one documented example of George Bush lying.
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Post by TNRighty on Jul 25, 2004 0:00:24 GMT -5
I need a beer  |
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Post by Peanut on Jul 25, 2004 1:07:24 GMT -5
I TAKE IT ALL BACK. A joke gone too far, I suppose - DRINK DRINK DRINK AWAY GOOD PATRONS OF MO'S BAR AND GRILL! No politics! To make up for my mistake, i offer you this joke (this one is a joke btw): Two farmers, a man and his wife, are enjoying the sunset after a long days work when suddenly a UFO lands on their land. Out come two beings, male and female. The two species make first contact and for hours (and after many drinks) discuss eachother's various cultures and histories. Suddenly, the male alien asks, "Why dont we swap partners for the night? Who knows when we'll have this opportunity again?" The human couple, intrigued by the offer, accept. The male alien takes the human female to the space ship and the female alien takes the human male to the barn. The human female starts to undress and pulls down the male alien's pants where she finds a little nub - no bigger then a sewing thimble. Rather dissappointed, she begins to settle for the idea that she's about to have the worse sex of her life. The male alien, notices her dissappointment and says "hold on" and twists his right ear. The nub suddenly grows an impressive 7 inches but is as slender as a pencil. The human female says "that's very impressive, but it's so thin  " just then the male alien twists his left ear and his penis grows to the thickness of a polish sausage. "That's more like it" the female says and off the two go to have the best sex of their lifes. The next morning, as the UFO goes up and the human couple wave goodbye to their intergalatic friends, the wife turns to the husband and asks "so how did it go?" the husband replies "GREAT! but she kept playing with my ears" I hope that one forgives my little boo-boo before. NOW! where the bar is that hell?!?!?!?!?! |
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Post by MO on Jul 25, 2004 12:36:01 GMT -5
You are forgiven!
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Post by BOLO on Jul 25, 2004 13:25:46 GMT -5
Ahh!! Enlightment. Here you go. ;D Draft O.K.? Have one too. Generous to a fault. Je`Amour et. ;D |
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Post by MO on Jul 25, 2004 15:10:55 GMT -5
True that! And naive, too. A smooth talker could sell me ocean front property in Kansas.
Since you're tending bar, make me a long island ice tea. I feel like letting my mind check out for a little bit longer.
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Post by BOLO on Jul 25, 2004 19:51:14 GMT -5
Alas and alack I have none. Wil Arizona do? I have it [glow=red,2,300]Straight[/glow] from [glow=red,2,300]George[/glow] that there is some. From the front porch you can see the sea. ;D as to that. Done and Done again. I'll have a Malibu with you. Heres to long lost old friends, and newly discovered ones that serve as well. Skoal.  |
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Post by MO on Jul 25, 2004 20:24:22 GMT -5
Malibu you say? I could handle some of that with pineapple juice!
Yes, here's to friends. May yours and mine always guide us on the path of righteousness, and not just go along to get along.
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Post by scummybear on Jul 26, 2004 5:31:28 GMT -5
Didn't see anything on the Juke box that I like, so, I'll just sing. . .
NOT.
Gimme a beer, please!
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Post by MO on Jul 26, 2004 16:30:47 GMT -5
Is it karaoke night? I always get up there and take my turn at the microphone. I almost always do the same song, though. ![]() www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/musik/music-smiley-011.gif[/img] Mind if I sit down? Can I buy you a round? Haven't seen your face before Are you new in town? It's the same old line Oh every time Are you here alone? Can I take you home? Now every woman sees With every "pretty please" There's a pair of lyin' eyes And a set of keys He says come be a star In the back seat of my car Oh but baby slow down You're goin' way too far Let me make it clear To you my dear If you're not In it for love (baby) If you're not Willin' to give it all you got If you're not in it for life If you're not in it for love Let me make it clear To you my dear If you're not in it for love I'm outta here! Babe I can change your world Make you a cover girl Yeah you could be a beauty queen In a magazine Now tell me, what's your sign? Why always the same old line? I'll be number 409 If you change your mind Let me make it clear To you my dear If you're not In it for love (baby) If you're not Willin' to give it all you got If you're not in it for life If you're not in it for love Let me make it clear To you my dear If you're not in it for love I'm outta here! If you're not In it for love (baby) If you're not Willin' to give it all you got If you're not in it for life If you're not in it for love Let me make it clear To you my dear If you're not in it for love I'm outta here! If you're not in it for life If you're not in it for love I'm outta here! ![]() www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/musik/music-smiley-004.gif[/img]  |
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An old friend that's doing a fat, ugly, sweat moose. 
" just then the male alien twists his left ear and his penis grows to the thickness of a polish sausage. "That's more like it" the female says and off the two go to have the best sex of their lifes.