MO's bar and grill!

[MO]

[BOLO]

Yeah. Allright. Good deal. ;D

Gene Pitney: Only Love.

Only love can break a heart
Only love can mend it again

Last night I hurt you
But darling
Remember this

Only love can break a heart
Only love can mend it again hmm hmm

You know I'm sorry
I'll prove it
With just one kiss

Give me a chance to make up for the harm I've done

Try to forgive me, and let's keep
The two of us one

Please let me hold you
And love you
For always and always

Only love can break a heart
Only love can mend it again

Only love can break a heart
Only love can mend it again

I loves Gene Pitney. a definite drinking song.

[MO]

You sound great! Sing another one.

[scummybear]

MO!
You got us a juke box!
How nice!

"There's a teeeaaar in my beeeeeeer!

;D

[MO]

- 55 Country Western Song Titles

All-Time Best Country Song Titles

· Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

· Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

· She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

· Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

· I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up

· If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl

· She's Actin' Single I'm Drinkin' Doubles

· I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

· If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

· Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?

· She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas

· If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

· Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You

· They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

· If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It

· You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

· I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me

· Did I Shave my Legs for This?

· I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

· If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will

· Hold On To Your Men Cause She's Single Again

· She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

· You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation

· You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

· I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

· She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

· At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

· Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye

· She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

· If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You

· When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

· I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

· I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

· I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

· Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In

· How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

· My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

· I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

· You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life

· I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

· I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

· Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed

· Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns

· I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

· You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch

· My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

· If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure

· Make Me Late For Work Today

· How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?

· I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

· All I Want From You (Is Away)

· I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

· If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

· Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You

· How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?

[BOLO]

Oh Yeah! Love it. Mo.
I have heard many of those. I even have some on CD.
The guy that sang Shes acting single, committed suicide about two months ago.
I wish I could remember his name.
Anyway. Since you are into CW.

(Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Frank Rogers)

Darlin' I've been standin' here just watchin' you all night
And I think I've even caught you watchin' me a couple times
If I don't ask I'll never know
This may sound dumb, but here we go
Do you believe in love at first sight

Me neither
I'm glad that we agree
Believe me
That's a big relief
Well, this place is awful crowded
And this music is so loud
Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat
Me neither

It's nice to finally meet a girl who doesn't move too fast
I was only checkin', that's the reason that I asked
Relationships need time to grow
You and I should take this slow
And darlin' tell me, would you like to dance

Me neither
I was just bein' polite
Thank goodness
My feet are much too tired
I'm sure you're tired too
I can see an empty booth
Would you like to maybe sit and talk a while
Me neither
We'd never get along
I'm thinkin' there's no chemistry at all
This has been a waste of time
And I'm runnin' outta lines
Don't you think it's time for me to end this song
Me neither

Now let's drink. Tears in my beer and all.
Set up. Scummybear have another. ;D ;D

[MO]

Wow! That was pert 'near the most beautiful thing I ever heard!

Drinking sounds good!

[capitolreq2]

LAME LAME LAME You guys are soo freakin lame. Obviously no social life, you have to pretend to have one online while you drink at home in front of your pc ALONE....HAHAAHAHAHAHA..You are the kids that were picked on in school, weren't you!! Is that why conservatives are so angry all the time?? Still reliving the agony of being the outcast?? I almost feel sorry for you people....NOT..hahahahaha ;D

[MO]

It seems you have a problem with fantasy vs. reality. These are just words on a screen. Just because someone is drinking in the bar thread, does not mean they are drinking, alone or otherwise. Looks like you wasted some time in the thread, too, although only to be hostile. You must be one of those "caring and tolerant" liberals.

Grow up. If you came here just to attack members of this forum, you will be disposed of.

[scummybear]

capitolreq2 said:

LAME LAME LAME You guys are soo freakin lame. Obviously no social life, you have to pretend to have one online while you drink at home in front of your pc ALONE....HAHAAHAHAHAHA..You are the kids that were picked on in school, weren't you!! Is that why conservatives are so angry all the time?? Still reliving the agony of being the outcast?? I almost feel sorry for you people....NOT..hahahahaha ;D

Liberals like to acuse conservatives of being angry, because they think it detracts attention from their own anger and bitterness. It seems that the only attempt at happiness for them, is to post sophomoric, angry tantrums in places that are safe (like the bar), and where no debate occurs.

Having said that,

Hit me! and keep em coming!
;D

[BOLO]

Liberals like to acuse conservatives of being angry, because they think it detracts attention from their own anger and bitterness. It seems that the only attempt at happiness for them, is to post sophomoric, angry tantrums in places that are safe (like the bar), and where no debate occurs.
Having said that,

YEAH! What he said!
Hit me! and keep em coming!
YEAH! What he said!
;D ;D ;D ;D

[BOLO]

ALABAMA:

When It All Goes South
(John Jarvis )

It’ll creep up on you like a kudzu vine
Even miles above the Mason-Dixon line
‘Til one day you’re craving hominy grits
And scanning the jukebox for George Jones hits
Drinkin’ Jack Black tryin’ to kick back
'til the condo’s looking like a shotgun shack
you’ll be one of us no matter where you’re at
When it all goes south

When it all goes south
You’ll be drivin’ around on a John Deere tractor
When it all goes south
Wearing baseball caps but they won’t be backwards
When it all goes south
It really don’t matter what state you’re in
Someday the south’s gonna rise again

There’s a Wall Street wonderboy
Sittin’ up north
Throwing darts like a monkey at a stock report
Got two homes, car loans, in debt
And his third divorce ain’t even final yet
Traded his MBA for a SUV
on a backwoods road in Tennessee
Cause Manhattan ain’t the place to be
When it all goes south

When it all goes south
With the live oak trees and the sweet magnolias
When it all goes south
Eatin’ moon pies , drinking RC colas
When it all goes south
It really don’t matter what state you’re in
One day the south’s gonna rise again

Vicksburg, Birmingham, Natchez and Savannah, Panama City
Y’all sure look pretty in the sunshine
Getting’ dixiefried
Get yourself some rebel pride

When it all goes south
Where the fog’s as thick as Mississippi mud
When it all goes south
You’ll be singing the blues ‘cause it’s in your blood
It really don’t matter what state you’re in
Someday the south’s gonna rise again
When it all goes south

That ones for MO.
Or any one else that likes ALABAMA.

[BOLO]

This one is for the butt wipe.
capitolreq2

Courtesy of Toby Keith.

American Girls and American Guys
We'll always stand up and salute
We'll always recognize
When we see Old Glory Flying
There's a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin' in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin' her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it's gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin' her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin' her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it's gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin' her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and

We need an Murrican Flag and Beer drinking emoshicons.
Please. huh. Please
;D

[MO]

[RC364]

Hey, where did you get those cool emoticons Didy?! I like 'em!