Post by Patriot on Feb 21, 2005 0:43:54 GMT -5
King of the Mary Worshippers Thumbs His Nose at God and Refuses To Die!
John Paul II is all but dead now, and all it's going to take is one well-worded curse in Jesus’ name against that old fart and he’ll be dust. Last week, I was watching the Pope on TV mumbling one of his satanic sermons in that Eurotrash voice of his, waving his hand from the balcony like some palsy drunk hailing a cab. The second thing to cross my mind -- after Satan in a skirt -- was that the old fool would be called home to his pal Lucifer any minute. He was shaking so much that if that fancy woman’s dress he was wearing didn’t have so much starch in it to hold him up, his little Polish skeleton would have fallen to the ground quicker than an altar boy when a priest walks in the room. But surprise of surprises, the old fart keeps thumbing his nose at the Almighty whilst refusing to kick the bucket. I'm here to inform all Cathylicks that we here at RantWeb are willing to do whatever it takes to help God’s Perfect Will along.
We need to be ready this time. Whenever a pope dies, tens of thousands of priests become depressed and turn to booze. Since almost all priests are Irish, this means a lot of mean drunks. They are dangerous to be around, particularly as they will be out plundering ass while intoxicated. This means having witnesses for the True Faith, Baptist, at all the places Catholic priests tend to frequent in times of grief, whether it is at gay bars, gay bathhouses, places of public sodomy or Cher concerts. The very night Pope John Paul II croaks, we want to make sure that we have Baptists stationed at all the gay discos ready to give a Kleenex, a Bible tract and the way back to a religion that God actually likes. Time to re-claim this holy nation for the Lord!
