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Post by Edge on Nov 24, 2004 23:40:40 GMT -5
![]() march.feminist.org/images/volunteer_picSm.jpg[/img]Dear Feminists, I am writing to you on behalf of the male sex, my generation in particular. Rest assured that my respect for you is as deep as your gravelly voices. I beg you to think twice before permanently annihilating us. You are, after all, so very close to doing so. Just hearing such frightful terms like "bra", "salad", "support group", and "yeast infection" recurrently send chills down my spine. I myself admit to having nightmares of a giant midol flying through the air, hovering over me like a dark cloud or UFO. It follows me to school, to work. It's all beginning to tax my physical and psychological well-being. Like most of the male sex, I suffer from severe "alien abduction" fears. My fears were most heightened after getting abducted by masked sorority girls wearing Janet Reno masks. I won't go into further detail about that Halloween but suffice it to say, the tickling proved just a little too traumatic for any God fearing, Republican Christian male. Is there any way we could reach some sort of consensus before I return to my therapist? Sincerely, A Quaking Male |
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Post by Ian on Nov 25, 2004 8:26:43 GMT -5
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Shouldn't that picture be listed under "The Big One" thread?
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Post by Ian on Jan 20, 2005 17:17:40 GMT -5
Shouldn't it??
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Post by GregoryA on Feb 19, 2005 20:57:06 GMT -5
 Whoa that's big!
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Post by Ian on Feb 19, 2005 22:12:39 GMT -5
I miss Edge a.k.a Franklin. Even though he was a drippingly, sarcastic liberal his posts were always enjoyable to read. The above post, however, was written towards the end of his reign and did not suitably demonstrate his remarkable grasp of the English language.  |
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Post by Patriot on Feb 19, 2005 22:15:08 GMT -5
Hey Ian!
Well okay, I admit it. I'm both Edge and Franklin, or at least, I was in erstwhile times. Yes, I goofed around on occassion but mainly for the purpose of illustrating the stupidity of the liberal mentality.
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Post by Ian on Feb 19, 2005 22:19:08 GMT -5
Where have you been Patriot? And why did your long awaited arrival coincide with my mention of you? By the way, your identity wasn't lost on me, its just that you have gone by so alias’ that I find myself at a loss when I attempt to recount each of them.  |
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Post by Ian on Feb 19, 2005 22:21:24 GMT -5
Glad to have you back! Perhaps we shall start up our discussion on the idiotic liberal view of lesbianism? MO hasn't surfaced for awhile, unless you are also her???
[cue scary music]
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Post by ArchBishopJohnson on Mar 8, 2005 17:52:55 GMT -5
Idiotic liberal view of lesbianism, yes, indeed, or anything of similar vein. I would be the first to advocate a good night of fellowship, careful perusal of the Lord's word along with holy investigation into some of the more covert practices of the heathen in this godless, wayward land.
That said, everyone settle in for a godly look into the rights and wrongs of modern America with your hosts, Bishop Johnson and soon to be counterpart, another Bishop who will make his appearance shortly.
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Post by sunnyd on Feb 29, 2008 10:17:51 GMT -5
Isn't feminism inverted male chauvinism, as someone pointed out above?
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