Post by groucho on Jan 1, 2005 3:15:33 GMT -5
My New Years' gift to the Rant - a joke thread!!!
Have fun with this, but PLEASE try to make the more heated replies funny, in keeping with the spirit of this thread.
And here's the opening kickoff!!: ;D
Shortly after the fall round-up in Texas, the cattle were loaded into the cattle cars and shipped to Chicago for market. Each car had an assigned cowpoke to go on the trip in order that the cattle might be fed and watered. This is the story of one of these Texas Cowpokes - the one who later became our President.
Following the unloading of the cattle in the Chicago stockyard, this cowpoke headed uptown to a restaurant for dinner. The only seat in the house was next to a young lady who was about twenty years old and appeared to be wealthy and well educated. As the cowboy sat down next to the young lady he heard her placing her order, and thus knew her for the Liberal that she was...............
"I'll have breast of young pheasant under glass, virgin, make sure it's virgin, catch it yourself; garnish it with french fries and parsley; bring me a cup of coffee, not too hot and not too cold; and waiter, open the windows, I smell horse , there must be a Texas Cowpoke in the house."
(2 jokes in one, if you're into creatively messing with the autocensor!!
)
Have fun with this, but PLEASE try to make the more heated replies funny, in keeping with the spirit of this thread.
And here's the opening kickoff!!: ;D
Shortly after the fall round-up in Texas, the cattle were loaded into the cattle cars and shipped to Chicago for market. Each car had an assigned cowpoke to go on the trip in order that the cattle might be fed and watered. This is the story of one of these Texas Cowpokes - the one who later became our President.
Following the unloading of the cattle in the Chicago stockyard, this cowpoke headed uptown to a restaurant for dinner. The only seat in the house was next to a young lady who was about twenty years old and appeared to be wealthy and well educated. As the cowboy sat down next to the young lady he heard her placing her order, and thus knew her for the Liberal that she was...............
"I'll have breast of young pheasant under glass, virgin, make sure it's virgin, catch it yourself; garnish it with french fries and parsley; bring me a cup of coffee, not too hot and not too cold; and waiter, open the windows, I smell horse , there must be a Texas Cowpoke in the house."
(2 jokes in one, if you're into creatively messing with the autocensor!!
)
