Bush Bible Edits

[UncleVinny]

Bush Edits the Bible . . . with some help from KKKarl Rove and Dick Cheney . . .


Isaiah 2:4
“And they shall hammer their swords into ‘bunker-buster’ nuclear weapons, and never will they learn peace again.”<br>
Matthew 22:39
“You shall love your neighbor as yourself, except if they are in the NAACP, an environmentalist, or live in a red state.”<br>
Matthew 5:44
“Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, and if they don’t come around, invade their country, kill their people, and take over their oil fields.”<br>
Mathew 5:35
“Do not resist him who is evil. Instead recruit young, impressionable patriots, and let them do the fighting.”<br>

1 John 4:7
“Let us love one another, for love is from God, unless it’s gay love, which is from Satan.”<br>

Matthew 5:5
“Blessed are the energy corporations, as they shall inherit the earth, starting with the Alaska wilderness preserves.”<br>
Proverbs 22:7
“The rich rules over the poor, and the borrower becomes the lenders’ slave. But with any luck, you can pass on massive budget deficits to the next generation.”

[UncleVinny]

No takers, Aye?

Can't stand the hypocricy or what?

Love America, but I weep for her.

[TNRighty]

Vinny Edits the Bible:

Matthew 22:39
“You shall love your neighbor as yourself, unless he has more money than you.”<br>
1 John 4:7
“Let us love one another, for love is from God, unless one chooses to love his country and fight for it."

Proverbs 22:7
“The rich rules over the poor, and the borrower becomes the lenders’ slave...unless we have progressive taxation.”

[lisa]

Post something worthy of replying to, instead of drunken ramblings please.

[BOLO]

Post something worthy of replying to, instead of drunken ramblings please.

vinny?