Post by Cheneysmyhero on Nov 12, 2004 16:56:42 GMT -5
So, I was visiting my favorite breast lounge the other day when I saw all the girls were wearing these ridiculous pasties. I asked one of my favorite dancers -- her name is Mercedes -- what was going on. She informed me that the city the club is in just passed a law that requires the girls to wear these eye sores. WHAT?! This is after they passed a law that made it illegal for the girls to touch any of the patrons and passed another law that made the clubs stop serving alcohol at 1AM. The 1AM cut-off time is only for topless bars, not all bars. How is that fair?
I did a little digging. The former Mayor of this city was a democrat. He was all for the clubs as long as they kept up a nice appearance and didn't have any nudity outside the doors. Makes sense, keep the smut inside. No problem. He lost his job to some Right Wing Ultra-conservative Bible thumper and that is why all the laws are changing. How does anything that goes on in a strip club affect this old geezer? it doesn't. He is probably just mad that he can't get it up no more and doesn't want anyone to have a good time. ARGH! This is exactly why I don't like a lot of conservatives. Always mixing their religion and government.
I did a little digging. The former Mayor of this city was a democrat. He was all for the clubs as long as they kept up a nice appearance and didn't have any nudity outside the doors. Makes sense, keep the smut inside. No problem. He lost his job to some Right Wing Ultra-conservative Bible thumper and that is why all the laws are changing. How does anything that goes on in a strip club affect this old geezer? it doesn't. He is probably just mad that he can't get it up no more and doesn't want anyone to have a good time. ARGH! This is exactly why I don't like a lot of conservatives. Always mixing their religion and government.
