Ballad Of The French Berets

[MO]

Ballad Of The French Berets
Ann Coulter
August 18, 2004
There ought to be a special word -- something German -- to describe the feeling of revulsion normal people experience when reading lines like these from a single article on John Kerry by Laura Blumenfeld in The Washington Post:

-- "Kerry's complexity has been an issue since his national debut in 1971."

-- "Kerry likes to quote the French writer Andre Gide: 'Don't try to understand me too quickly.'"

-- "His friend Dan Barbiero said it comes down to Kerry's complexity ..."

(Apparently, Kerry's answers on the LSAT were too nuanced and complex for the Harvard Law School admissions committee: Despite all his connections, fancy education and war-protesting, Kerry couldn't get into Harvard Law School and went to Boston College Law School instead. Wait -- didn't Kerry throw that famous, game-winning "Hail Mary" pass while playing quarterback for Boston College back in the '80s? Or am I thinking of somebody else? Let's ask Doug Brinkley!)

-- "Flying to his next campaign stop, he chatted about maneuvers to avoid flak in combat."

-- "This was Primal John ... who ran with the bulls at Pamplona and, when trampled, got up, chased the bull, and grabbed for its horns."

(I'm almost sure this was a polite reference to John and Teresa's honeymoon night.)

The problem with a suck-up press for Democrats is that with no adversary press to call them on it, Democrats develop wilder and wilder Walter Mitty fantasy lives until finally one day, when they are at the zenith of their political careers, someone notices that they're not Irish, they didn't deserve their war medals, 254 Swift Boat veterans hate them, and they didn't spend Christmas Eve, 1968, in Cambodia. (Or that they are white-trash serial molesters and unrepentant rapists who somehow talked their way into an Arkansas governorship.)

The Boston Globe biography of Kerry published earlier this year compliantly repeats Kerry's yarn about how he spent Christmas 1968 in Cambodia "despite President Nixon's assurances that there was no combat action in this neutral territory."

Only recently did someone point out: (1) Kerry was 55 miles away from the Cambodian border on Christmas 1968 and (2) Nixon wasn't president in 1968. (How did "historian" Doug Brinkley miss that in his biography of Kerry?)

The media will spend weeks going through pay stubs for Bush's National Guard service in Alabama in the waning days of war, but if Kerry tells them exotic tales of covert missions into Cambodia directed by Richard Nixon, they don't even bother to fact-check who was president in December 1968.

Tom Harkin, Crazed Moron, was shouting this week that Dick Cheney is a "coward," evidently for not fighting in Vietnam like Harkin. Except Harkin didn't fight in Vietnam either! The last time Harkin was bragging about his Vietnam service was in 1984 when he told David Broder of The Washington Post: "I spent five years as a Navy pilot, starting in November of 1962. One year was in Vietnam. I was flying F-4s and F-8s on combat air patrols and photo-reconnaissance support missions."

Sen. Barry Goldwater -- not the Post -- checked with the Defense Department and soon Harkin was forced to admit he had never been in combat in Vietnam, but was based in Japan during the war, ferrying damaged planes from the Saigon airport to Japan for repairs. Oops!

Then there was Al Gore who, like Kerry, was in Vietnam just long enough to get photos for his future political campaigns. (Apparently all future Democratic politicians take cameras to war zones.)

Gore enlisted in the Army in 1970 in a calculated gambit to help his senator dad in an election year. Young Al was given a cushy job writing for the Stars and Stripes newspaper, a bodyguard, and an exit strategy when Pops lost the election. After five months of this hygienic tour of duty, Little Lord Fauntleroy asked to come home, and before long he was safe and sound and preparing to flunk out of divinity school and then drop out of law school.

But over the next 30 years, Gore provided the media with increasingly macho reminiscences of his combat experiences in Vietnam -- almost as vivid and stirring as the impassioned account he gave of being a tobacco farmer.

-- "I pulled my turn on the perimeter at night and walked through the elephant grass and I was fired upon." (The Baltimore Sun)

-- "I took my turn regularly on the perimeter in these little firebases out in the boonies. Something would move, we'd fire first and ask questions later." (Vanity Fair)

-- "I was shot at. I spent most of my time in the field." (The Washington Post)

I think someone needs to explain to the Democrats that having your picture taken is not what most veterans mean by "being shot at."

During World War II, then-congressman Lyndon Johnson went on a single flight -- as an observer -- for which he was awarded the Silver Star by Gen. Douglas MacArthur. Only recently has it been exposed that the medal was a complete fraud, probably awarded by MacArthur to curry favor with a congressman.

At the time, no one in the press bothered to investigate why Johnson was the only member of the crew to receive any sort of decoration for the 13-minute flight that never came under enemy fire -- and on which Johnson was merely an "observer." For the rest of his life Johnson got away with wearing what historian David Halberstam called "the least deserved and most proudly displayed Silver Star in military history."

Johnson told harrowing tales of his uneventful 13-minute flight, boasting that the men had called him "Raider Johnson." One time he harangued a congressman on foreign aid, saying: "I know foreign aid is unpopular, but I didn't want to go to the Pacific in '41 after Pearl Harbor, but I did. I didn't want to let those Japs shoot at me ... but I did."

The sole surviving member of the crew, Ret. Staff Sgt. Bob Marshall, U.S. Army, a gunner on the plane, disputed Johnson's story about being attacked by Japanese Zeros: "No way. No, that story was made up ... we had never seen a Zero. It was never attacked. There was nothing."

If only talk radio and cable TV had been around in the '60s, we'd be able to hear James Carville call Bob Marshall a liar and watch the Democratic National Committee threaten to sue any TV station that aired his story.

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[swamper]

Great post, Mo!!

If I may, I'd like to add my two cents.

Call me Joe McCarthy if you like but please note the following:

According to confidential files declassified after the fall of the Soviet Union, the FBI regarded one Armand Hammer as a Soviet Agent. Declassified KGB files supported FBI suspicions. Note that Hammer's father was a member of the American Communist Party during the early part of the 20th Century. He named his son "Armand" because of the hammer and sickle symbol of the Bolsheviks, so his son's name was Arm and Hammer. Armand Hammer somehow became quite wealthy, some believe with the help of Soviet money. He then financed the early political career of one Al Gore Senior. So Al Gore Junior had an interesting background.

Bill Clinton won a Rhodes Scholarship. Good for him! But during his student days he attended an anti Viet Nam war rally in Moscow. Then he allegedly spent a week as the house guest of the founder of the Chzekoslovakian Communist Party. What are the chances that this young Rhodes Scholar from the U.S. was not approached by the KGB or one of the satellite intelligence services?

So now you have a President and a Vice President with connections to one of America's most dangerous enemies. Unfortunately for them, the Soviet Union had collapsed by the time they took office. But then again, there was and is another Communist power in the world, one that is rapidly modernizing its armed forces. I refer, of course, to the Peoples Republic of China, otherwise known as the Chi-Coms.

One of the most disturbing things Slick Willy did as President was to facilitate the sale of ICBM technology to the above mentioned Chi-Coms. I heard recently that Madelleine Albright once said that it wasn't right that there is only one super power in the world. She fit right in with the Clintons.

And of course Fidel Castro and Slick seemed to be pals.

As for LBJ, I hadn't heard the story of his Silver Star, though it didn't surprise me. He manufactured the Gulf of Tonkin incident out of whole cloth to justify the first massive troop commitments to Viet Nam.

As for rush22. I kind of wish you hadn't banned him. It was fun watching him make a fool out of himself.

swamper.

p.s. I heard recently that Joe McCarthy and the Kennedys were close friends, so close that McCarthy was the godfather of Robert Kennedy's children. Can anyone confirm that for me?

[lordjulius7]

Swamper, that is true. Ann mentions it in 'Treason', as I recall.

[scummybear]

As for rush22. I kind of wish you hadn't banned him. It was fun watching him make a fool out of himself.

I, for one, am glad he's gone. While his tantrums could surely be amusing, I grew weary of his hate-America refrain.

p.s. I heard recently that Joe McCarthy and the Kennedys were close friends, so close that McCarthy was the godfather of Robert Kennedy's children. Can anyone confirm that for me?

LJ is right, it's in "Treason".