MO's bar and grill!

[BOLO]

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the straps !

Jerky. Excellent idea. Any purple hard boiled eggs or pigs feet??? Yummy, yummy.
Hers your beer, and another.

An 85 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar; which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this-First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,then an armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."
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The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
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The old man replied, "Yep, And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

I know what I was thinking.
Barkeep, nother beer iffen you don't mind. thank you sir.
;D

[MO]

Oh dear God just give me a beer IV.

[BOLO]

Oh dear God just give me a beer IV.

Mo!!!! Excellent Idea. Eliminate all that filling, and emptying, and filling, and emptying. No tops to pop, or twist. No spillage. No broken bottles or crushed cans.
Great idea.
I'll have one too. Make mine Killians.
;D
P.S.

IDIOTS AT WORK:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt.
So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

Blonde?
Ducking.................................................

[scummybear]

Yeah, an I.V. of suds and an in-dwelling catheter (ouch),
We're all set then; don't have to move a muscle, just sit and enjoy!

[BOLO]

K. but are there beer nuts
Bar keep!! A clean needle please.
Nurse, Nurse, May I have chaser please???

[MO]

Nurse, Nurse, May I have chaser please

You're in luck! I am a nurse!

[scummybear]

I am too!
Psychiatry.
How bout you?

[BOLO]

You're in luck! I am a nurse

Thas wunnerfull. Would a double be two needles or a bigger needle??? ;D

I am too!
Psychiatry.
How bout you?

Thas crazy!!!
Two nursies, I mus be seeing double. I'll have another thank you ver much.

[MO]

Pediatrics, here!
I was the mean lady that gave the babies their shots!

[BOLO]

Pediatrics, here!
I was the mean lady that gave the babies their shots!

Golly gee. How come you weren't my nurse. Shots??
Jack Daniels, I hope.
Wow. Any chance I can regress. ;D

[MO]

Jack Daniels, I hope.

If that's what you want, but I think it's overrated. Lemon drop shooters?

[BOLO]

If that's what you want, but I think it's overrated. Lemon drop shooters

Been there done that.
Sold.

[MO]

Well then let's drink and suck!

[bushissatan2haha]

[bushissatan2haha]

;D