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Post by RC364 on Aug 10, 2004 19:20:39 GMT -5
Thanks! Still didn't work, but I'll live.  |
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Post by MO on Aug 11, 2004 14:44:38 GMT -5
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Post by scummybear on Aug 13, 2004 6:01:47 GMT -5
(BELCH) Oops, excuse me. |
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Post by lordjulius7 on Aug 13, 2004 10:18:47 GMT -5
Scummybear, please! I don't mind, but not in front of my squid!
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Post by MO on Aug 13, 2004 10:51:29 GMT -5
Hi Julius! I'm just stopping by for a little of the hair of the dog... |
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Post by scummybear on Aug 14, 2004 5:44:16 GMT -5
Scummybear, please! I don't mind, but not in front of my squid! Sorry sir, not bad manners; good beer! |
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Post by RC364 on Aug 14, 2004 17:13:05 GMT -5
First CFF's bar, now this bar. There can never be too many bar's!! |
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Post by TNRighty on Aug 14, 2004 17:39:12 GMT -5
A round of Jack Daniels Old No. 7 for all, Tennessee's best. Its on me. Enjoy.
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Post by joanie42 on Aug 15, 2004 1:03:45 GMT -5
My friend told me a joke. I'll try not to screw it up. I've been at my next door neighbors bar. Here it goes.
My local bar obtained a robotic bartender to help contain costs. It looked just like a human, but could mix perfect drinks and could converse with patrons.
So in came a customer. He asked for a martini. After serving the perfect Martini, the robotic bartender asked, "What's your I.Q.?" The man said "about one hundred fifty." So the robotic bartender chatted with him about nuclear physics and the like.
Another man came in and asked for a seven and seven. Asked about his I.Q., the man professes an I.Q. of one hundred . So the robotic bartender discusses football, baseball, and hockey.
Another man came in and asked for a beer. The bartender asked him for his I.Q. and he answered "fifty". The bartender asked, "So you're voting for Kerry?"
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Post by MO on Aug 15, 2004 17:15:25 GMT -5
Welcome to the bar, Joanie! I can't link or otherwise credit the person who wrote this because I stole it from another board, from someone who stole it from another board. Michael Moore wasted no time and this fall a new movie will be in the theatre's just weeks before the election. It will be based on the recent hurricane and will be called Charley F4. The movie is still in the early stages of production but some of the shocking things that MM will reveal are... President Bush took 5 minutes and 37 seconds to get up and leave the room at a campaign rally when he was told that Hurricane Charlie had just hit Florida. Ahem! Florida's Gov. is Jeb Bush, the President's brother. Ahem! The hardest hit county in Florida has the highest percentage of elderly in the country. The elderly vote and they vote Democrat. Ahem! Haliburton subsidiary, South Florida Roofing Company, stands to earn millions in contracts to re-roof buildings throughout Florida. The Bush family knows several people named Charley and even had some of them flown out of Florida prior to the Hurricane. Charley hit counties that voted democrat in the past election and spared counties that voted GOP. Counties with Democrat congressmen were twice as likely to have damage. There is evidence that a republican government meteorologist and Bush donor lied about the storm track to maximize the storms impact. All done to gain votes for the GOP. |
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Post by RC364 on Aug 15, 2004 18:34:38 GMT -5
Michael Moore sucks!
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Post by MO on Aug 15, 2004 23:52:42 GMT -5
I bet he does a lot of blowing and chewing, too. |
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Post by lordjulius7 on Aug 18, 2004 11:51:10 GMT -5
Nah, I imagine he just gulps it straight down. And his food, too.
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Post by RC364 on Aug 18, 2004 22:49:38 GMT -5
So we agree that it/he is gross all the way around? Okay! |
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Post by MO on Aug 18, 2004 23:52:25 GMT -5
And that is an under statement! |
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