Fyren
Pup
I will not serve God like a labourer, in expectation of my wages. ~Rabia al-Adawiya
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Post by Fyren on Jan 20, 2005 18:52:37 GMT -5
Hertics! Harken my words or be stricken down by our mighty Islamic Lord! Strike down the unholy Bush or you yourself shall surely be stricken down! The unholy have surely had their day! Allah reigns supreme! Death to America! Death to America!
Praise Allah
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Post by midcan5 on Jan 20, 2005 19:48:29 GMT -5
Boy, you sound like a real conservative republican. This site is kinda boring, join www.politics.com/ if you want a lively bunch of debaters from all points of view. |
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Post by TNRighty on Jan 20, 2005 19:48:41 GMT -5
Are you for real? What is a Hertic?
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Post by midcan5 on Jan 20, 2005 20:12:40 GMT -5
Probably a troll, Muslims don't talk like this.
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MonsignorLynwood
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DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12 tis the only verse I don't agree with.
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Post by MonsignorLynwood on Jan 20, 2005 21:30:13 GMT -5
Thou hypocrite, first take the plank out of thine own eye, and then thou wilt see clearly to remove the speck from thy brother's eye. (Matt7:5) How is it that thou knowest not how to interpret this present time? (Luke12:56)
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. (Psalm 23:4) A man that is an heretick after the first and second admonition reject; (Titus 3:10) But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. (Matthew 5:22)
Thou blasphemer! Thy words strike not fear in my soul, but an overwhelming sadness, for your soul shall surely be stricken down. In the face of God you laugh, thy laugh shall ring further no more. The knight of hell is riding, his horse tramples the plain, its hoovesteps ring ever louder! Repent! Sinner I say Repent! The power of Christ compels you!
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MonsignorLynwood
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DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12 tis the only verse I don't agree with.
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Post by MonsignorLynwood on Jan 20, 2005 21:30:59 GMT -5
Greetings brethren!
Your constant quarrelling is deafening my holy ears. Harken ye to the words of the Lord, for through him is the light! The only superior state is the land of our just and loving Lord. Hear my words or you will most certainly perish in the fires of your own hate! I shall offer my wisdom rooted in holy writ in my coming posts!
Blessings,
Monsignor Lynwood
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Post by MO on Jan 20, 2005 22:37:26 GMT -5
Fyren needs to decide if it's going to post under "Fyron" or "Monsignor Lynwood." It's very deceptive to use two screen names.
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Post by groucho on Jan 21, 2005 2:44:14 GMT -5
Thou hypocrite, first take the corncob out of thine own rectum, and then thou wilt see clearly to remove the speck from thy brother's eye. If that doesn't work, shoot the lousy bastard. (Matt7:5) How is it that thou knowest not how to interpret this present time? PUBLIC EDUCATION?? (Luke12:56) Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, save for States Colored Red: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me (until the feminists hear about it). (Psalm 23:4) A man that is an heretick after the first and second admonition reject; (Titus 3:10) But grant a bye to the poor bonehead who doesn't know how to SPELL properly (see Luke 12:56) But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment (tell that to MICHAEL MOORE): and whosoever shall say to his brother, Braca, shall be in danger of the council from the Reverend Jackson: but whosoever shall say, Dan Rather, shall be in danger of hell fire. (Matthew 5:22) Thou blasphemer! Thy words strike not fear in my soul, but an overwhelming sadness, for your soul shall surely be stricken down, because Teresa's not the First Lady. In the face of God you laugh, thy laugh shall ring further no more (unlike the liberal bitching that shall remain in perpetuity). The knight of hell is riding (without a condom), his horse tramples the plain (proving that NATURE is it's own worst enemy - until we can invent PC horses who tiptoe through the tulips!! Oh, and while we're at it, maybe we can get them to stop SH:oTTING on the tulips as they tiptoe......), its hoovesteps ring ever louder! Repent! Sinner I say Repent! The power of Christ compels you - and the power of 6 bean burritos and a sixpack of Mickey's Malt Liquor compels ME!!!! Where's my 72 virgins? And LO - the veil was lifted from mine eyes.............. ;D |
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MonsignorLynwood
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DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12 tis the only verse I don't agree with.
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Post by MonsignorLynwood on Jan 21, 2005 9:18:38 GMT -5
Fyren needs to decide if it's going to post under "Fyron" or "Monsignor Lynwood." It's very deceptive to use two screen names. For your information, Fyren (not Fyron) is my heretic brother. We grew up on the beautiful island of Sardinia. We played among the Nuraghi and preached imaginary sermons inside the vacant, hallowed halls of S. Leonardo de Siete Fuentes. We dreamt of one day joining the seminary to serve and humble ourselves before the Lord. That dream, however, would come to a bloody and sudden halt. My mother, one of the most notable Catholic scholars, was killed by Islamic terrorists in an attempt to suffocate her holy words. Those words ring in my ears to this day, yet my brother found this to be a sort of rescue. You see, my mother was very overbearing and tortured my brother when he would miss a note while singing a hymn to St Joseph: Dear Spouse of Our Lady, dear nurse of her Child,
Life's ways are full weary, the desert is wild,
Bleak sands are all round us, no home can we see,
Dear spouse of Our Lady we lean upon thee.She would beat him mercilessly with the dried end of a fern soaked in sea-water. And so was his Genesis into the dark and mysterious world of Islamic Fundamentalism. I beg your forgiveness on his behalf, he is a lost, wandering soul and he also makes me Ramen noodles everyday for lunch! Blessings, Monsignor Lynwood |
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Post by scrap on Jan 21, 2005 17:54:38 GMT -5
Is a hertic the same as a heretick? I know I'm bewared now  |
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MonsignorLynwood
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DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12 tis the only verse I don't agree with.
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Post by MonsignorLynwood on Jan 21, 2005 19:17:31 GMT -5
Is a hertic the same as a heretick? I know I'm bewared now Class, get out your King James Version Bibles. If you turn to Titus 3:9-11 you shall read: "But avoid foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain. A man that is an heretick after the first and second admonition reject; Knowing that he that is such is subverted, and sinneth, being condemned of himself." Titus 3:9-11, KJV Although I believe it to be unfruitful to search every verse I cite, purging it of all its archaic spellings, I believe I must do so, for the members of this board seem to lack the Biblical knowledge, hastily jumping to ridicule rather than research. May the mighty Lord bless me in this endeavor, that being to deliver a "dumbed-down" version of Biblical script, for it is my true Providence! Blessings and a greater future knowledge, Monsignor Lynwood |
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Post by MO on Jan 23, 2005 16:34:56 GMT -5
Eaters of Ramen noodles. That explains it.
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Post by everomel on May 13, 2005 15:33:03 GMT -5
so you guys are brother like in the genetic sense or the " yo brotha what up" sense. seems to me that this is a little to extreme on both ends. whether it comes from the super pseudo-pope or the throat cutter. keep this to yourselves. or maybe you could beat each other with dried ends of a fern soaked in sea-water. lol ;D
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Post by ASadAmerican on May 13, 2005 17:02:06 GMT -5
Hertics! Harken my words or be stricken down by our mighty Islamic Lord! Strike down the unholy Bush or you yourself shall surely be stricken down! The unholy have surely had their day! Allah reigns supreme! Death to America! Death to America! Praise Allah Here ya go Ibn Pharteen, enjoy. blitzweb.org/index.php/content/iraq |
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Post by midcan5 on May 15, 2005 10:54:32 GMT -5
I wonder how we would feel if that were here and not in Iraq, or consider if the enemy had our weapons would we be so strong then or we would be scared as men are and should be in war?
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