MO's bar and grill!

[JesterCerberus]

Since were all in alight hearted mood I hope this won't offend:

Dear Abby,

I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in a suburb of
Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin...

Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing
Her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her....

Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[BOLO]

Re:

Dear Abby

A conundrum indeed. Requiring heavy thought, and much discussion.
I'll have a drink.
Hope it worlks out for them. Mixed marriages have a way of going bad. You know, men and women.
I'll have a nother drink. Thank you.
We need some drinking emoticons.

[BOLO]

Set em up on me. Give TNRighty whatever he wants. We had heavy discussion with a lite brained individual. Left us thirsty. Set em up Mo if you please, and have one too. ;D
P.S. We still need some drinking emoticons. (Hic) S'cuse me.

[missrightsider]

Hey guys, thanks for the nice welcomes and free drinks.

And MO - I don't know how to use the quote function here, but regarding your remark to Neils about us being on either side of him at the bar ..... I'd like to reserve the right side, please. lol

Again, thanks a lot!

[MO]

Just hit quote and insert the text you want in the quote box in-between the two little doohickeys. You can practice in the test thread.

I don't mind sitting to the left of Neils. I'll still be in good company.

Now let's get down to some serious cyber drinking!

[scummybear]

Hey, I'm all for that; where's BOLO with my drink

[BOLO]

Hey, I'm all for that; where's BOLO with my drink

Here Sir! Sorry Sir. Got here with em fast as I could!
Had to tassh them firs you know. Make sure they weres alla right and all thash.
Heres U go. No spilling now.
that's goo. (S)Hic) Scuse me. Wanna nother? ;D

[scummybear]

Ah yes, SANCTUARY!, SPIRITS!,
Thank you sir! ;D

[MO]

Looks like I missed happy hour!

Luckily, I have no aversion to drinking alone.

[BOLO]

Looks like I missed happy hour!

Luckily, I have no aversion to drinking alone

This can not be allowed. Allow me the pleasure of buying, and serving, you a drink.
;D ;D ;D ;D

[MO]

Well buy up and I'll belly up to the bar!

I haven't felt this good in weeks!

[BOLO]

Well buy up and I'll belly up to the bar!

I haven't felt this good in weeks!

Excellent. I am glad we could make you feel good. Your desire maam?
Mine is but to serve. and drink.

[MO]

Well you didn't cheer me up, to tell you the truth. I was laughing at a fat, stone ugly stupid person. It was an ego boost!

Now I'm ready to get down to some serious long island ice tea drinking.

[MO]

Beam me up!

[TNRighty]

Thanks for the brew, BOLO and MO. Sorry I couldn't join you sooner. I've been outta town all week, mighty thirsty!!! By the way, we've got a liberal numbscull over in the political commentary forum. Meet me there, but please walk if you've had too much.

Later