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Post by groucho on Jan 18, 2005 13:12:25 GMT -5
*wanders in from the google search engine and orders up a hard stiff drink* Why are men like snow? *sips drink for a second* You never know how many inches you will get or when its gonna come......  Hi everyone ;D  Wait a minute, something's not right about this............... A salvo on the first post? Somebody wants to PLAY, methinks.......  Welcome to the JUNGLE, dearie!!!!  Hope your will's current.................  |
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Post by Ian on Jan 18, 2005 15:13:48 GMT -5
Wait a minute, something's not right about this............... A salvo on the first post? Somebody wants to PLAY, methinks....... Welcome to the JUNGLE, dearie!!!! Hope your will's current................. Wow, what a reaction! |
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Post by groucho on Jan 19, 2005 23:14:45 GMT -5
Scared her off!! ;D I do believe this is a record!! |
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Post by RC364 on Feb 3, 2005 2:55:13 GMT -5
Sheesh! What's happened to this place?? |
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Post by stratoghost on Feb 6, 2005 3:34:46 GMT -5
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Post by groucho on Feb 9, 2005 11:27:09 GMT -5
Sheesh! What's happened to this place?? "Uncle Teddy" didn't pay his bar tab, AGAIN!!! ;D  |
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Post by MO on Feb 25, 2005 5:12:03 GMT -5
Groucho! Good advice! |
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Post by Ian on Mar 2, 2005 21:01:12 GMT -5
Anyone ever played a picture game? Basically someone posts a pic and someone else posts a pic of what beats the subject of the previous pic and on and on it goes. One rule, you can't answer your own post. Feel free to add captions. I'll start.  Then you would paste an answer like:  |
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Post by midcan5 on Mar 13, 2005 9:03:42 GMT -5
This was such a nice light hearted thread....
Carl Sandburg - Happiness
I ASKED the professors who teach the meaning of life to tell
me what is happiness.
And I went to famous executives who boss the work of
thousands of men.
They all shook their heads and gave me a smile as though
I was trying to fool with them
And then one Sunday afternoon I wandered out along
the Desplaines river
And I saw a crowd of Hungarians under the trees with
their women and children
and a keg of beer and an
accordion.
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Post by Ian on Mar 13, 2005 10:45:14 GMT -5
I never cared for free verse, with the exception, perhaps, of most of Eliot's work.
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Post by groucho on Mar 14, 2005 19:16:10 GMT -5
Anyone ever played a picture game? Basically someone posts a pic and someone else posts a pic of what beats the subject of the previous pic and on and on it goes. One rule, you can't answer your own post. Feel free to add captions. I'll start. Mickey's Malt Liquor + White Castles!!! In search of Michael Jackson's nose.......... Here's mine..........  |
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A Non Ymous
Beagle
Life is too short to spend it as someone's slave!
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Post by A Non Ymous on Apr 3, 2005 11:48:10 GMT -5
I'm a newby here with a no-name name. I hope you'll let me play your game.
A guy is sitting at a bar drinking a beer when a beautiful woman comes in and sits at the other end of the bar. After several minutes of gathering up his nerve he walks over and says "Can I buy you a drink?"
She replies "Sure, sit down".
After a while he says "What's your name?"
"Carman", she replies.
"Carman? That's a strange name for a woman. Why did your parents name you Carman?" He said.
She answered "Oh my parents didn't neme me Carman, I chose that name myself".
"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"Because I like cars and I like men = Carman" she answered.
"OH!" he replied.
A few minutes later Carman asked "So what's your name?"
"BEERF-CK!" he replied
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Post by groucho on Apr 6, 2005 7:19:08 GMT -5
I'm a newby here with a no-name name. I hope you'll let me play your game. A guy is sitting at a bar drinking a beer when a beautiful woman comes in and sits at the other end of the bar. After several minutes of gathering up his nerve he walks over and says "Can I buy you a drink?" She replies "Sure, sit down". After a while he says "What's your name?" "Carman", she replies. "Carman? That's a strange name for a woman. Why did your parents name you Carman?" He said. She answered "Oh my parents didn't neme me Carman, I chose that name myself". "Why did you do that?" he asked. "Because I like cars and I like men = Carman" she answered. "OH!" he replied. A few minutes later Carman asked "So what's your name?" "BEERF-CK!" he replied  RIMSHOT!!!! ;D WELCOME to the Rant!!!!! Your first round here is on my tab.........  |
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A Non Ymous
Beagle
Life is too short to spend it as someone's slave!
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Post by A Non Ymous on Apr 8, 2005 5:53:10 GMT -5
Thanks Groucho! ;D
I notice that there's not a lot of posting on this site. Does it pick up at some point?
A bunch of people are sitting in a bar on a hot Saturday afternoon when a man stands up and loudly declares "ALL LAWYERS ARE A$$HOLES!"
A man at the other end of the bar stands up and says "Hey! I resent that remark"
"Are you a lawyer? The first man asks
"NO! I'm an a$$hole!" the man replied.
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Post by groucho on Apr 27, 2005 3:36:37 GMT -5
Here's a good way to ease a lot of pain, people - have Gloria Alred file the Mother of all class-action suits against say, BP/Amoco, claiming "perpetual sexual harassment!" "Every time a woman allows that evil nozzle to penetrate the vehicle's receptacle, it's RAPE - and we have to PAY for the PRIVILEGE!!!" Any Liberal Democrats got a better idea?? Didn't think so.......... |
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RIMSHOT!!!! 