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Post by BOLO on Nov 17, 2004 20:46:03 GMT -5
Anniversaries are nice. People should celebrate them when they have been together for a while. I celebrate days because they are important. For instance. Monday Monday is important because it won't be back around for 6 Days and that's a long time. So celebrate before it goes.  Then there are the days of the month. For instance Thur, 18 nov will not be back around for a really long time so heres to the 18th of Nov. Then there are the days of the Year every day is a new day and can never be recovered. Heres to new days. Then there is all the days gone past that were good days. Good days are really hard to recover. Heres to good days. Well I'd like to celebrate more daze but I'm getting days'ed from celebrating all these daze... er... days and side there is a buncha nites to shelebrate two. yep. Yeppers had a good day gonna have a good night. Les shelebrate. K? Well good daze or happy nites to all of you I gotta go shelebrate tomorrow daze and nites. Yessir. Gotta celbiate those nites and days. so long y'all. |
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Post by groucho on Nov 17, 2004 23:10:36 GMT -5
Anniversaries are nice. People should celebrate them when they have been together for a while. I celebrate days because they are important. For instance. Monday Monday is important because it won't be back around for 6 Days and that's a long time. So celebrate before it goes. Then there are the days of the month. For instance Thur, 18 nov will not be back around for a really long time so heres to the 18th of Nov. Then there are the days of the Year every day is a new day and can never be recovered. Heres to new days. Then there is all the days gone past that were good days. Good days are really hard to recover. Heres to good days. Well I'd like to celebrate more daze but I'm getting days'ed from celebrating all these daze... er... days and side there is a buncha nites to shelebrate two. yep. Yeppers had a good day gonna have a good night. Les shelebrate. K? Well good daze or happy nites to all of you I gotta go shelebrate tomorrow daze and nites. Yessir. Gotta celbiate those nites and days. so long y'all. Are you sure I can't offer you one more for the road, Bolo?    ;D ;D Before anyone protests, consider THIS (which I've seen in more than one bar / pub / club!):  |
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Post by Bigglesworth on Nov 17, 2004 23:30:40 GMT -5
HEY Groucho, Darlin'........YOU have 99 posts.......write something profound now.......... and boy, do I have a LOT of catching up to do.......  |
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Post by Bigglesworth on Nov 17, 2004 23:44:19 GMT -5
I like the way that little smilie goes from sad......to happy....Thanks to "him"!!
I love you too, BTW~
Now post something political, before we get thrown outta here!!! ;D ;D
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Post by groucho on Nov 18, 2004 0:08:16 GMT -5
For those of you in the Blue States - you tried to mess with Texas, SOOOOOOOOO.........................  Texas speaks back!!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by BOLO on Nov 18, 2004 19:43:06 GMT -5
I like the desert features. One for the road? Or the entire Interstate Highway System? Let's go.................... |
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Post by lisa on Nov 18, 2004 22:39:07 GMT -5
Here is my belated Happy Anniversary!!! Bigglesworth, I have no wish to intrude on a happy marriage. I will ask your permission before offering any more cigars to your beloved. I know how I would react to anyone appearing to move in on my man. I too am happily married to my soul mate for 11 1/2 years! God Bless the Union of Man and WIFE!!!! (You are man and woman right?)  |
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Post by Bigglesworth on Nov 19, 2004 8:34:29 GMT -5
Of course we are man and woman.......LOL BTW- Does your husband wear sweaters? I can knit him one and send it to your home....... JUST KIDDING, but I think you see my point. I'm not trying to be sarcastic, just illustrating how I viewed your offer and why I posted what I did afterwards. I'm glad that you understand. Thanks for your congratulations to us, it was very sweet and I wish you and your husband many more years of happiness together!  |
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Post by lisa on Nov 19, 2004 18:41:33 GMT -5
No problem. I really should have asked first, but I am used to dealing with the guys whose wives know I am married and who I am married to. Frank has his own message board, and since I am on there too, everyone "knows" me. BIG faux pas on my part...  Ya know, you could learn to smoke with him, then I could send you both some...J/K No need for the example..I have had women after my guy, so I understand. We married gals with great guys gotta stick together SO, you knit? I knit and crochet. I like to spin my own yarn, but it more than doubles the time it takes to make one project! I have a busy schedule and can't put that much time into projects any more....how long have you knitted? (Or am I making another faux pas?) |
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Post by Vagrant on Nov 19, 2004 18:49:17 GMT -5
This is an oldie but a goodie:
Q: You have Hitler, Stalin and a hippie in a room. You have two bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the hippie twice!
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Post by Ian on Nov 19, 2004 19:54:58 GMT -5
LMFAO
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Post by Ian on Nov 19, 2004 20:00:42 GMT -5
It's a little long but funny, the last one is dead on and fitting for the events lately.
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.
AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
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Post by Hale on Nov 26, 2004 18:19:15 GMT -5
What are you twelve? No wonder the liberals lost so bad. You all seem to be pushy, childish and obnoxious. My twelve year old has better manners and is not as obnoxious as you. Only conservative politics in the bar, and even that in a light hearted way. Don't like it? F- off! This is a CONSERVATIVE board. Take your &(*^ to DU if you have so much hate that you can't be here without being rude. Got it? This is OUR place, not yours. I AM NOT nonpartisan. I don't have to be! This board doesn't claim to be. Read the top- CONSERVATIVE rant. So grow up and be respectful or go away! I'm sorry that this is a little late to reply, but I've been a little busy. Okay, first of all, no, I'm not twelve, I'm thirteen and I doubt the fact that I don't have better manners that your son. Also, I'll bet that I have a higher IQ than you, which I know that has nothing to do with manners, but I wanted to fit that in here and the fact that I've had straight A's since I've started school. "Don't like it? F-off!" Isn't that a little childish? |
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Post by BOLO on Nov 26, 2004 18:46:59 GMT -5
Yes you are sorry. Not much more to be said beyond that.
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Post by MO on Nov 26, 2004 20:10:06 GMT -5
okay, sweetie, now run along and let the adults talk.
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