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Post by AgentOrange on Sept 7, 2003 0:04:44 GMT -5
My children. Please join me and recite this prayer several times daily. This prayer will bring you closer to Allah.  :)ALLAH AKBAR I am man and I say Allah Akbar I am man and I submit myself to Allah I am man and I believe in Allah I am man and I obey to Allah I am man and a lover in Allah I am man and I believe in Allah I am man and I am forgiven by Allah She is women and is beneath man She is woman and is subserviant to man She is woman and she says Allah Akbar She is women and she submits also to Allah She is women and she believes alike in Allah She is women and she obeys as much to Allah She is women and likewise in love in Allah She is women and she believes surely in Allah She is women and she expects always a sign from Allah |
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Post by Favre on Sept 7, 2003 2:44:15 GMT -5
Is there a point at which reality will hit you? I suspect not.
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Post by AgentOrange on Sept 7, 2003 9:41:58 GMT -5
FAVOR,
There is only ONE reality - ALLAH is GREAT !
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Post by Favre on Sept 7, 2003 10:57:33 GMT -5
FAVOR?? That is your best shot? Does your mom know that you play on the internet?
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Post by AgentOrange on Sept 13, 2003 16:12:13 GMT -5
Oh ye who have little faith.....ALKLAH will deliver ye from the evil that is being sent to you from the heart of Bush JUNIOR. Praise ALLAH for He is great.
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Post by Wench on Sept 14, 2003 8:58:24 GMT -5
I met Allah in the street once. He had his hand out asking for spare change....
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Post by The Prophet on Sept 14, 2003 20:01:25 GMT -5
I met Allah in the street once. He had his hand out asking for spare change.... Do NOT be offensive toward ALLAH, Peace be upon him. |
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Post by Favre on Sept 14, 2003 22:06:45 GMT -5
Maybe "ALKLAH" is great. (Who knows? this is the first I've heard of him) But you are a moron.
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Post by AgentOrange on Sept 16, 2003 20:03:14 GMT -5
ALLAH AKBAR ( God is Great)
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Post by Stonewall on Nov 21, 2003 12:02:24 GMT -5
"Do NOT be offensive toward ALLAH, Peace be upon him"
Um, well, isn't it offensive, blasphemous, AND arrogant (not to mention jaw-droppingly idiotic) to call yourself "The Prophet"? When did the all-retarded one bestow that title upon you? Did I miss a meeting?
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Post by ItWillNeverWork on Nov 21, 2003 16:26:16 GMT -5
I find this thread immensly childish not to mention slightly offensive. Tell me AgentOrange, what was the point in your thread?
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Post by prole on Jan 9, 2004 6:01:41 GMT -5
Alklah'ha ate my baby,
he broke down the door!
Alklah'ha ate my baby,
That filthy fucking Whore!
He ate my baby,
Swallowed her down whole,
That bastard ate my baby,
then proclaimed "know your roll",
He's gonna eat me next,
drivin to my house,
to take me for a ride.
to that great big,
castle in the sky.
To bake me up in a human pie.
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Post by Walter on Jan 9, 2004 10:30:50 GMT -5
And, to be clear, what is the intended thesis of your prayer? Do you care to explain?
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Post by Ogilvy on Jan 9, 2004 11:55:39 GMT -5
"Do NOT be offensive toward ALLAH, Peace be upon him" Um, well, isn't it offensive, blasphemous, AND arrogant (not to mention jaw-droppingly idiotic) to call yourself "The Prophet"? When did the all-retarded one bestow that title upon you? Did I miss a meeting? You mean you didn't get an invitation? |
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Post by prole on Jan 10, 2004 2:54:57 GMT -5
Fuck "thesis". Alkahala ATE my baby!  |
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