This week in Trump World

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The People Tweet Pres Trump - 3

Why'd you spend $400,000 of taxpayer money flying back to Washington to attend a concert.
How's it feel to have a German women as leader of the free world now that you were elected?
Give up on false Podesta tweets, tell your fans a million Bigfoots voted for Hillary in CA, that they'll believe.
Stop posting the great Obama jobs monthly numbers, you'll need less jobs to justify giving the rich trickle up tax relief.
Keep coming up with plans that aren't really plans, the media will be kept busy and you can golf.
Alternative explanations for fake topics have not been ruled out as useful explanations, per Trump admin.
Is it true Ivanka is now running the country as you golf?
No need to worry about Russia meddling in our elections republicans are doing that well enough with voter ID regulations.
Under Trumpcare just 32 million people will lose health coverage great great work.
Pres Trump have you ever read a book? Ever? Recommended Strangers in Their Own Land....by Arlie Russell Hochschild.
Keep them guessing, tweet a made up scam about a real scam that way they'll not know which is which.
Great idea giving Putin free room and board at Trump Tower.
Your buddy Alex Jones is a great investigator, pizza parlors are now safe for children.
Is it true Kris Kobach found Martians and Sasquatch registered in several states? Great work Kris!
Some say you have never read a book, that's why you're so well spoken isn't it?
Great, your education secretary is all for check schools, money money money education who cares!
The ethics guy is gone no more ethical considerations that's great isn't it, get another Gorsuch and you're set.
Republicans approve of your buddy Putin more than other American leaders ain't that great.
Select enough judges like Alito Thomas and Gorsuch and you can call the shots, law is then yours to make.
Where the heck is that great great healthcare you promised everyone, was that fake too.
Have Alex Jones make up a fake wall, the National Inquirer will put it on front page and your fans will believe.
Glad your administration discovered NASA hiding kidnapped children on Mars, great great work.
Keep mentioning wmds just blame that too on Obama your followers don't care or even know what they are.
The ethics guys said you had too many conflicts of interest good thing he's gone.
Heard you and Putin will be riding horses in Central park shirtless, how presidential is that!

theweek.com/articles/710280/what-liberals-learn-about-morality-from-donald-trump

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The People tweet Donald 4

Ruminations from the peanut gallery. As always real Americans share and these tweets can be shared.

Donnie, just say collusion is normal kinda like lying and not paying your workers, just part of the job.
Didn't mommy tell you Donnie that lying wasn't very nice or becoming a president?
Love your new slogan Donnie and Sons, 'Make America great again with Russian help'.
All those wealthy cabinet people really really understand the working poor in America.
Smart move Pres Macron give him a platform and parade and you got him where you want him.
Donnie, just keep saying you heard it through the grapevine...so it must be true....
Loved the photo of Kris Kobach next to an illegal Sasquatch voter on the National Inquirer front page, good work Kris.
Donnie Jr sure got played, but hey you made up enough lies about Hillary, no need to depend on Russian dirt.
Mike Lee claims conservatives need to add lying and cheating on their wives to conservative values.
Donnie stop watching TV go golfing, enjoy the summer, and Mar-a-Lago is for the fall and winter on taxpayer's tab.
Russia do this send Donnie Jr an email tell him anything he'll arrive on time like a good real estates salesman.
Listen Donnie and sons, just appear on Fox and tell them anything at all, they'll soak it up and smile like stuck puppets.
Keep interviewing with Hannity that man wouldn't have an idea if he fell over it twice and it hit him on the head three times.
Kinda funny how all your conversations with your sons are on the up and up, no business huh, you sure play your fans well.
Didn't your republican buddies repeal Obamacare yet, everyone is waiting for the 'beautiful' Trumpcare you promised.
Heard you and Vlad are studying computer science so you can catch the hackers together, great idea.
Alternative explanations for Trump tweets have not been ruled out per Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Donnie your administration is so off the wall, it is hard to satirize satire on so grand a scale.
The lawyers sure do love your administration Donnie, full employment and more. Who pays?
Donnie your infrastructure plan wasn't really a plan was it, plans require thought and you're soon on to, on to....
Kellyanne Conway says it took her years to learn how to make up stories and maintain a straight face.

"Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about policy, with a straight face."

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As bizarre as they sometimes sound, the people's tweets are often right on target.

The People tweet the President 5

Where is that Great Wall, Beautiful Great Healthcare, Infrastructure Bill, where oh where....
When faced with honest to goodness truth tell them an alternative explanation may fit better.
You gotta laugh none of the Trump products are made in America and your fans still cheer your made here BS.
Love your America First baloney while allowing more H2B workers into America.
Scaramucci sounds like a teenage girl, no offence meant girls. Love Story II.
Keep tweeting, makes all news soon disappear as you tweet the next tweet followed by the next.
Infrastructure infrastructure wherefore art thou infrastructure.
Hillary is tougher than you Donnie she fought her own battles you require twenty lawyers any wonder you were a draft dodger.
Great work on VP Pence he lies as much as you do now and looks like a cardboard image.
Love your it's never my fault excuse, children use that too, what an example.
In Trump admin extreme vetting is only for Muslims not themselves and their contacts.
The weird love of Trump by Scaramucci and others reminds us of that Adolph guy.
Does Kris Kobach have the phone number of the Sasquatch voter, one of your fans thinks he knows him or her?
American misogyny amazes, Hillary was investigated for sneezing while Trump family colludes with foreign operatives.
Please use more emoticons your fans understand pictures better than ideas or deep thoughts.
Tell your fans golf is like church for you a kinda religious experience without the religious imperatives.
OK I just gotta just say Mike Pence looks like a simpleton smiling behind you in every photo.
Donnie please stay, Pence is a worse bigot and a kinda empty shirt who will be played by the Kochs.
Great Idea AG Jeff take more money from Americans to pay for Trump's golfing and hotels.
Trump's team rolls back regulations and profits from changes, just another example of the free market at work.
Love how your lawyers and advisers repeat there was no collusion, it is a choir of puppets.
Donnie tell Fox and Friends anything at all they'll smile and blame others it is a great comedy.
Tell them another story about how you saved an industry from going overseas no one checks anyway.

"Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results." Margaret Atwood

www.politifact.com/wisconsin/statements/2017/jul/20/donald-trump/donald-trump-not-close-claiming-he-has-signed-more/

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Tweeting the Pres 6 feel free to share or use.

How's that great great great beautiful beautiful beautiful healthcare coming along?
Great work Donald Trump serving as an anonymous source for his own administration.
Draft dodger Donnie goes after transgender service people how tough and patriotic is that?
Donald, your presidency is like all the dumb kids in school who laugh at others, won.
Loved Scaramucci citing you as an anonymous source claiming your innocence over Russia.
How does it feel to be the most corrupt, incompetent president in American history?
Is it true you and the mooch are having a financial love affair, money money money.
Contradictions abound in the Trump world of lies and other nonsense, which way is up.
Thanks Donald I now say Merry Christmas in place of good morning or good evening every day.
Trump's deplorables have a deplorable as leader, guess that works for them.
Mar-a-Lago trips cost more than transgender people's healthcare, get a soul Donnie.
Donald, no giving Russia back to Alaska won't get rid of Lisa Murkowski.
If John Kelly won't suffer idiots and fools how will he deal with you?
Donnie your rallies remind many of a historical figure in the 1930's can you guess who.
Donald your Boy Scout rant was so off the wall they apologized for letting you speak to children.
But loved you telling the Scouts there should be a badge for a bad foot draft dodger.
Loved you and the The Mooch complaining about the disclosure of financial docs that should be public.
Donald republicans never had a healthcare plan and neither did you even with all the many words.
Great pick in Mike Pence he follows along like a puppet, love his childlike smile while you talk nonsense.
Great idea Donnie police should break the law as you proposed at your deplorable rallies.
Did you forget infrastructure Donnie or was that just another scam like your university?
Love your thinking Donald, when good happens you're the cause if bad happens it's the others fault.
Donald we thought we wanted you now that have you can you go away and stay away. Go Golfing.
Who was it said Trumpster rhymes with dumpster?

www.wsj.com/article_email/trump-is-woody-allen-without-the-humor-1501193193-lMyQjAxMTA3MzIzODcyOTgzWj/

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The Fake People Tweet The Fake Pres 7

My family and I love you Donald, now when we lie we say we are being Presidential.
Trump is fake, news is fake. and even fake is fake. Source: Fake News inc.
Love your fake rallies with fake promises think anyone will catch on.
Was a fake president Bulworth the model for Donald J Trump?
America's first fake president, Donald J Trump.
Some voters never realized you were fake and stayed home.
Will the SCOTUS be fake too, Neil Gorsuch fake jurist so far.
Calling everything fake hides the fact the president's knowledge is fake.
Creating a fake Obama and fake Hillary elected a fake, how fake is that.
Birtherism was fake why should anything Trump says be otherwise.
Global warming fake and Russian probe fake can't remember the third fake.
Trump just gave Russia Alaska so he and Putin could hunt shirtless, not fake news either.
More fake news, Florida just flooded as did much of the mid-west with fake water.
Donald please use fake secret service think of all the money you'll save taxpayers.
Trump claims Russian collusion fake and thinks Russia itself may be fake.
Obama had fake nukes I have real nukes per Donald J Trump.
National Inquirer less fake than NYT per Donald J Trump president and thinker.
Trump lawyers claim only their client can determine what they will call fake, not them.
Kellyanne asks, seriously how can you tell fake from more fake? Seriously.
Only Donald J Trump's self love and great great great accomplishments are not fake but great.


pressthink.org/2017/07/campaign-discredit-press-permanent-feature-trumps-political-style/

"If you can cut the people off from their history, then they can be easily persuaded." Karl Marx

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The Fake president's Fake tweets

Texas, great great storms require a great great president, me.
Sold lots of my USA hats, big profit big big, off to Bedminster for some golf.
Alex Jones my climate guru claims Texas flood water is a fake photo.
I thought kleptocracies were a good thing.
Everyone like how I play the democrats and the republicans shake their heads not knowing if I'm serious.
My buddy Rush Limbaugh said Hurricane Irma is fake news, he may be on to something.
Wasn't the Smooch great just great didn't last long but great great guy.
How about me freeing Sean so he can make lots of money talking about how great I am.
Steve Bannon is back at Breitbart you go Stevie, piling on the BS keeps heads spinning.
I kinda like grabber in chief, has a nice ring to it, better than vacationer in chief.
Someone just called me a sophist, not sure what it means but thanks thanks.
Jeez, Harvey and Irma now Nancy and Chuck I feel all loved.
Listen, I'm pres, only I can call others racists.
Kris Kobach and New Hampshire voting, he may not make any sense but who cares.
I knew birther issue was fake but republicans loved it didn't they.
My fellow draft dodger Rush flees fake hurricane, you go Rushie.
Didn't you all love my fake best ever best healthcare, fooled em.
Neo Nazi good, kneeling football player bad.
I never said all republicans were dumb just most of them.
Loved Ben saying homelessness is a gift from God, you're the best Ben.
Ah come on I only said I was going to drain the swamp not do it.
Price flying around on tax payer money, isn't that a privilege of being in the swamp.
Ivanka and Jared are above the law, private email ok for them.

bostonreview.net/class-inequality/julian-c-chambliss-draining-swamp

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Donnie John Tweets His Fans

I love rallies just me and my adulation groupies.
Who needs Russian help Americans are dumb enough already.
I say any thing and they believe ain't my fans great.
How about my tax plan for me and wealthy friends great great tax plan.
Sorry about that imaginary great great healthcare It was all talk.
Trumpcare works, millions more uninsured I'll blame the dems and my people believe.
Like all my business failures so long as I get out OK all is OK.
I know I'm a draft dodger, serving the country is for others I serve me.
Don't blame me for all my lying that started right from the beginning they follow still.
Poor healthcare saves money who needs to take care of sick people anyway.
Listen I know the Wall improvement started with the last administrator my fans don't know that.
Price got caught Price got caught what a dummy I'm smarter, they excuse me.
Forget my swamp talk it was like everything, just talk, my followers follow.
Like how now I even have a four star general lying, great great lie Kelly.
Niger was intelligence error with Hillary gone we have to blame intelligence now.
No more Hillary and Obama to blame but we still do. Big smile, great great.
Private email who cares that was just stuff to use on Hillary not republicans.
Jared was just engaging his feminine side when he registered as a woman.
Listen Puerto Rico is an island and they are hard to get to aren't they, lots of water.
Tax relief for me and mine ain't that making some Americans great.
No worries folks you'll have great healthcare in the next life, just wait.
How about my inauguration getting into the Guinness book as largest ever.
I'm signing an EO that says a president can't lie even if he is lying.
Oh and I won the popular vote too just count all the dummies in the rural areas.

Editor's Note: The editors cannot confirm the veracity of any of these tweets but given nothing Donnie says is true does it really matter.

www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/oct/20/john-kelly/fact-checking-john-kelly-frederica-wilsons-2015-sp/


"Figure things out for yourself. Spend more time on long articles. Subsidize investigative journalism by subscribing to print media. Realize that some of what is on the internet is there to harm you. Learn about sites that investigate propaganda campaigns (some of which comes from abroad). Take responsibility for what you communicate with others." Lesson 11 From 'On Tyranny'


"This is the secret of propaganda: Those who are to be persuaded by it should be completely immersed in the ideas of the propaganda, without ever noticing that they are being immersed in it." Joseph Goebbels

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Donnie John Tweets His Best Best Pals

All my best sycophants sure know how to please me, ain't that great great great.
Breitbart is the best, thousands of Americans and Russians praising my every deception.
Ain't Fox great, they make fake news even faker but I luv em so, just luv em.
Devin Nunes is a dunce but he my dunce, luv my dunces they follow, good good work Nevin.
Chief of Staff John F. Kelly is a real gift honoring Robert E. Lee and condoning slavery as a State matter.
And how about my tweet and now another sycophant, Trey Gowdy will investigate uranium, email, and whatever I tweet.
Ain't Brian Kilmeade the greatest when he puts on that serious looks like he really cares about the truth.
Tucker Carlson even looks more serious as he presents complete BS what a face huh, luv him so.
Right-wing radio sycophants luv em luv em luv em, Mike Gallagher especially, my fans and followers.
Luv that Stuart Varney we give the rich more money and the poor nothing luv u Stu keep it up.
Judge Jeanine always so outraged luv the outrage and luv it's all for me, what great faces she makes.
Ever read Breitbart comments they are the bestest, full of hate, congratulating hate, they sure want to MAGA.
Sean Hannity is the best love his dreamy accolades about me, bromance we ain't gay even when we look it, just luv him.
Fox and Friends show them legs that distracts from the nonsense they present as news and they luv me too.
Sarah ain't she the bestest, nothing no matter how absurd isn't smiled at and made normal.
Tomi Lahren she's kinda hot but so whiny so whiny, but she loves me too all women luv me i love them too.
And I gotta thank my democrat friends they still think people think while I play the voters for suckers.
I even love China now that they cheered me not just Russia, I love em they should copy me make China great again, I'm funny too.
Republicans and my media keep blaming the Clintons and Obama, keeps my fans happy, hate works the best.
By the way what does sycophant mean is it like the bestest fan or reporter just for me?


Editors Note: People like to think they are rational beings but the rise of Trump proves again how wrong reason can be. Reason missed the boat this election.

"...But her briefings are breathtaking — certainly this week’s were. For some 20 minutes every afternoon, down is up, paralysis is progress, enmity is harmony, stupid is smart, villain is victim, disgrace is honor, plutocracy is populism and Hillary Clinton colluded with Russia if anyone would summon the nerve to investigate her (because, you know, that never, ever happens). I watch and listen with sheer awe." www.nytimes.com/2017/11/03/opinion/sunday/sarah-huckabee-sanders-kelly.html


"President-elect Trump seems incapable of experiencing humility. Despite the multiple bankruptcies, the failed businesses, the failed marriages, he seems to maintain an impenetrable self-regard." www.insidehighered.com/blogs/just-visiting/donald-trump-our-dumbest-president

I Know Why Poor Whites Chant Trump, Trump, Trump' Jonna Ivin
www.stirjournal.com/2016/04/01/i-know-why-poor-whites-chant-trump-trump-trump/


"Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. Thus people haunted by the purposelessness of their lives try to find a new content not only by dedicating themselves to a holy cause but also by nursing a fanatical grievance." Eric Hoffer

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The Historic Tweets of Donnie John Trump

Today's America holiday spirit tweeted to you care of the president of the United States.

Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for the Trumps.
Lying is as American as Apple pie and Thanksgiving.
Give me liberty or best of all golf time at Bedminster anytime all the time.
I have but one life to live and Mar-a-Lago is now paid for by American taxes.
I love my freedom I love my hotels I love myself.
He loves his country best who stays at Trump properties.
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors I have a nice hat for sale too.
America was not built on fear but it sure helped get me elected.
Oh and America was not built on hate and ditto above.
I believe America was built on the Judeo-Christian ethic, and my wives past and present do too.
The American, by nature, is optimistic, so our tax plan will trickle down this time.
True independence and freedom can only exist in buying and wearing my hats.
I regret I have only one weekend each week to spend golfing on the taxpayer's well wishes.
Patriotism is easy to understand in America; it means believing everything I say.
I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives and best if he stays often at Trump hotels.
Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except republicans and Kris.
The American Dream is that anyone, despite their background can be an American unless I decide otherwise.
Change is the law of life, and with a few more judge changes, Trump law.
Obedience of the law is demanded; not asked as a favor, unless you're a Trump.
American history is longer, larger, more various, more beautiful, now that the Trumps are in charge.

Have a nice holiday America and thanks for your support but better yet the money, we'll be spending our holiday on your tax dollars at Mar-a-Lago, so thanks again for your vote and for your belief in my great great speeches. Oh and if you have to work during the holidays just think your taxes will be supporting your great great president. Time to hit the tees again, see you....


“To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights.” Timothy Snyder, On Tyranny

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The Prayer Tweets Of Donnie John

Now I lay me down to sleep sure hope I can think of some mean tweets.
Bless my spirit as I roam the world looking for places to build hotels.
Lord please protect Mar-a-Lago, my taxpayer funded winter White House with golf course.
God watches ever by my side, and guides my shot another par.
God is great! God is good! Let us thank God for all my fans that still believe.
Heavenly Father, thank You for Your guidance on our great great tax plan for the rich, your special children.
Lord he's a pedophile but think of all the money a tax reduction will bring to your churches.
Day is done, gone the sun, all is well, how about some chocolate cake.
Show me the way, show me to the path, show me the way to MacDonalds.
God in heaven hear my prayer, bless those who love me most, my lawyers.
May angels watch me through the night and inspire in me great tweets.
Lord the Pences are yokels but his pious beliefs sure helped get your base aboard.
Please help Hope Hicks remember my steamer, God.
In the name of Kentucky's Fried chicken, Lord please keep it hot and fresh.
Blessed be Trump tower and any other structures that now provide tax free money.
Thou I walk in the shadow of death or rain, golf time comes first.
Dear God after me I love you next and will make heaven great too.
Let me be aware of your presence and how about stopping this Russian stuff.
Thank you for the world so sweet where everything is my family's treat.
God of Light and Truth, thank you for giving me so much time for golf.
Now I rise from a sound sleep here comes some spirited tweets.

"If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another." Epicurus

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The People Tweet Donnie John Trump Questions

How's it feel to be a child president just like North Korea?
Why does Melanie always looked bored? She didn't want you to win either did she?
Donald why is your vocabulary so simple thought you were a smart smart guy?
Donald, how much of America's beauty have you destroyed today with your cabinet of carbon sycophants?
How come you filled the swamp with swamp people from the places you said were bad bad bad?
Everyone knew you knew no science, but why screw it for American science just cause you're a dummy?
Where did you get the Mike Pence robot? Japan? He stands smiling like a dummy?
How does your presidency differ from Banana republics, you want no law only praise?
Why do you hate needy children not everyone was born rich like you? [CHIP]
Donald, didn't your mommy ever tell you it's not nice to lie?
Where's that great wall that was started on day one? Almost done?
Why is the tax bill for the rich and not the working people as you claimed during the election?
Why do you idolize Putin is it because he was a soldier and you are a one foot draft dodger?
Is that Mike Pence figure a puppet or do you threaten him with having a woman stand close to him?
You already golfed more that Bush Jr did in eight years are you trying for some record?
Signing a tax bill that helps you more than the working class was that the great great tax bill?
Which marriage is better and do you grab your wives like you do other women or are they just for show?
When you going to help coal country you ain't done shat? Just another lie huh?
How is it Christian republicans in American only care about money but not people or children?
Why does Melanie always looked bored when she is near you?
Why are you always golfing you said you'd work hard for America?
Why do you lie so much Donald? Are you OK? You sure?

"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you." Friedrich Nietzsche

Editor Note: While certain tweets repeat, the people obviously see the same person, but the editors acknowledge we had to removed too many concerning Trump's veracity and his constant exaggeration.

nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/01/michael-wolff-fire-and-fury-book-donald-trump.html

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The People Comment and Tweet Donnie John Trump's First Year

Donald John Trump our first president who didn't want the job but fooled enough Americans he was serious.
Donnie 2140 lies or untruthful statements in your first year, think you'll beat that record next year?
Golfing is the perfect metaphor for you Donald, a stick, a ball, and a small hole, easy to understand.
You were right, your presidency is 'consensual', the working class shout your praises while being screwed.
Gotta admit Donnie, Porn stars, adulterers, and Evangelicals, what a cheering section you have?
Donnie you spent your first year in office thinking more about Hillary than Melanie and Stormy, jealous!
Don't blame Bannon Donnie, most said worse things about you, off the record of course.
Gotta love Stephen Miller just another government welfare recipient but a great Trump sycophant.
MacDonald's Donnie John's pacifier, many knew you were a child with great great taste, a real connoisseur.
The conservative snowflakes now support the corporate foxes, great great work, point at others and you got em.
So long as you have flunkies like Michael Goodwin, the screwed will think they are winning, great great strategy.
Gotta give you credit Donnie you still pour fuel on Clinton haters a large part of your base of Evangelical haters.
Donald keep up the tweets, media reports them, your fans cheer them, and we wealthy people laugh all the way to the Caymans.
Ah come on, Pence is a puppet, no man is that bland and subservient, he ain't real is he?
Why do republicans and you Donald pretend to care about unborn children but not about alive and conscious children?
Gotta give your right wing propaganda groupies credit they see no evil, hear no evil, Tucker he is great ain't he.
Gotta love how all good business news is due to you and bad news due to the past administrations, great great BS.
Your presidency is like your election, dishonest, un-America, un-Christian, unreal, but your followers believe and consent.
Lock her up, lock her up is now lock him up, Donald you sure switched gears on Flynn fast sad sad.
We rich folk thank you Donald, keep promising those poor white folk the kitchen sink, they still believe and cheer.
Donnie are you like really really smart like a genius like really a genius, then why do you talk like a five year old?
Ivanka proves the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree she's as dense and dishonest as you.
Keep it short, keep it vague, accuse everyone, Donald you finally figured out how rob and steal and get away with it.
Keep those tweets going, it keeps the chickens busy while the fox steals the wealth of America, great great job.

Editors: Real Americans share feel free to share and use these tweets.


Donnie's adminstration's real accomps. www.politico.com/agenda/story/2017/12/29/138-trump-policy-changes-2017-000603


"The Trump administration is remaking the government. It's Even Worse Than You Think: What the Trump Administration Is Doing to America tells readers exactly how it is making America worse again." www.goodreads.com/book/show/36101074-it-s-even-worse-than-you-think

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State Of Union, plus Republicans are now for Deficits, pro Russian and anti Law

Loved your state of the union Donald it was like everything else about you, unreal and fake too.
Our worst president Donald John Trump, historians say, you are the greatest of the worstest.
Donnie we're gonna start calling you 'teleprompter Trump', you almost sound sane, but kinda boring.
Donnie you're the first president who worries more about the news than Russian interference in America.
Love how you hire abusers just like yourself, great great job, no change there.
Donald amazing how you've converted the party of law and order in the party of no order or law.
Donnie how'd you know 'family values' was just an empty talking point for republicans?
Donnie just blame the market crash on Hillary and Obama, like you your fans aren't smart to understand economics.
Once the republicans were anti communists, give them a tax cut and they'll embrace anything at all.
The Republican party is now the party of deficits, great great work Donnie
Love that dunce Devin Nunes where did the republicans find so subservient a puppet, you need more like him.
Donald is it true you sent yourself Valentine cards with how great you are?
More platitudes, guns mean freedom, I bet you thank God everyday republican voters are so easily fooled.
Republicans always cut taxes on the rich and then cut benefits for the needy, be they children or the elderly, splain that one.
Donnie how quickly you figured out Evangelicals were only about money and power, not Christianity, children, or Jesus' words.
Donnie where do you find these not so bright, nor so honest lawyers they sure make great deflection tools.
Amazing that the democrats are unable to convince your fans you are playing them, great great snow job.
Donnie, hear you're having a great big parade with tanks and canons, make sure all the children are carrying AR15s, great idea.
Donald you must thank yourself that Fox exists for who else would spread the BS to the uneducated conservative snowflakes.
Only in Trump world could a dunce like Devin Nunes be in a group with the word 'intelligence'.
Be careful Donald we rich Davos people still want you to keep the wool over the eyes of the easily led.
Donnie John still thinks more about of Hillary and Obama and his fans love it, they are so easily led.
Omarosa doesn't luv you any more Donnie, good thing you still have Devin, Paul, and your base will follow you anywhere.
Media is your friend Donnie, look at the National Enquirer, OAN, and Fox they're too biased to accuse you, just keep quiet dude.
Republican were taking healthcare away from needy Americans while Melania was flying around on vacation trips, you go girl.


www.politico.com/story/2018/02/19/presidential-rankings-survey-trump-417103

sps.boisestate.edu/politicalscience/files/2018/02/Greatness.pdf

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Abandon ship all ye that think, all ye that can't laugh - the people tweet Donnie

Weather at the white house, 'Stormy' with no 'Hope', kinda funny don't you think?
You can call me, John Miller, John Barron, David Dennison or Pres, my fans don't care.
If drug dealers should be executed how about people who remove healthcare from needy people, result is same.
Donnie you can't fire everyone who thinks you're a moron, who would be left.
What a show of courage, draft dodger Trump banning brave transgender men and woman who serve the nation.
Your speeches for others are all about yourself and none of your snowflake fans notice. Too funny.
Imagine a world in which one leader claims his nuclear button is bigger than another, imagine. No need.
3500 lawsuits, Donald you have to be our corruptest president ever, no wonder deplorables think you are the greatest.
Donnie your lawyers are as dishonest as you great great finds, can we call them deplorables too?
Used to be the right wing conservatives were anti-communist now along with Fox and OAN they are the true apologists of Communist tactics.
No guts Donnie? Fire your Secretary of State on twitter while you're going to CA. Cowardly hardly fits.
Gary Cohn got what he wanted for you two, more money for the 1% and corporations, how republican is that? Workers played again.
All you gotta do is say 'elites' are for something and your fans follow, Donnie you gotta thank 'dark money' for that great meme.
Pres Donnie John Trump has made 1,628 false or misleading claims over 298 days, a sure Guinness book record.
Hillary was too tough for the Russians, she scared Putin, how's that make you feel draft dodger Donnie.
Nunberg says you're mean, everyone knew that from your past, MSM didn't tell those truths too busy with Hillary's emails and other BS.
Heard you don't read Donald, intelligence reports too hard for your small mind.
When you gonna pay that lawyer back his 130 grand or did you weasel out of that like you did the workers in NY?
The party of law and order is waging war on the FBI and law, Donnie you are the greatest.
Love your teleprompter voice Donnie, great sleep aid and you even sound semi-sane.
The Donnie administration is giving the rich American tax breaks while the poor suckers get speeches, rallies and great great words.
Donald Jr is as dumb as you, but Fox still listens, thank gawd for Fox, they are the most obsequious news people ever.
With DeVos and lack of education support you'll have all the young dummies voting republicans for years to come.
Donnie just love your political fan fiction your followers wallow in words while getting nothing, great empty words.
Donnie how'd you make republicans Russian supporters, great great work you turned them around for sure.

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"One of the things the tyrant most cunningly engineers is the gross over-simplification of language, because propaganda requires that the minds of the collective respond primitively to slogans of incitement." Geoffrey Hill

The Sycophantic Circus continues....

Be glad your rally fans only listen to Fox that way you can golf and fill the swamp, Pruitt is a pure joy!
Donnie, a million and half, you and your family are already the biggest government welfare recipients ever and you're just beginning.
Trump scraps sanctions against Russia, overruling advisers, the Trump Putin bromance continues, can you spell love.
Donnie your favorite sycophants Devin Nunes, Jim Jordan, and Mark Meadows have Trumpie Bear sleepovers, how nice is that?
Donnie even your Evangelicals supporters back your unchristian immigration policies, what would Jesus say.
Ronny Jackson won you over with a few kind words and got a new job, how nice that was except now he's gone like so many.
There is a difference between has and had, do your sycophants know that Donnie?
Is 'idiot' better than 'moron' or is moron better than idiot or is it a toss up? Inquiring minds want to know.
Donnie if you say 'no collusion' over and over again do you think the 'no collusion fairy' will appear?
How'd you get Evangelicals to be for the rich and adultery, republicans on their way up want to know?
Is it true someone complimented you on the white house lights and you made them energy secretary?
NRA bans guns when Donnie and Mikey speak, thought guns made everyone safe and secure and happy too?
Is Dan Scavino your secret tweeterer or does he just edit the nonsense you tweet? Still sounds childish.
What a love feast, Hannity loves Cohen too, Hannity must be so jealous of Macron? Or is that Putin?
Donnie we knew you dictated the doctor's letter on how super you were, twelve year olds write like that.
Melanie birthday card ramble on Fox and friends, did you watch their faces, even your puppets seemed lost.
Hannity violated every rule of journalism, just like you Donnie, dishonest to the core, no collusion no collusion.
CPR training for mass shootings, you should hire Santorum his ideas are as crazy as yours.
The fly overs still love you, all you gotta do is say Hillary Hillary Hillary and they follow follow follow.
Press conferences are bad, twitter is good per Donnie John, hard questions hurt his feelings.
Donnie, love your fake 'Wall' photos on Twitter, your fans are so easily played.
Americans are under educated and over drugged bet that helps.
One must wonder, will the deplorables ever wake up and realize Trump is just another swamp person?
Drain the swamp and refill it with people who make the swamp look good, great great talent.
Donald resign, you're never going to be a competent pres, go back to bad hotel deals and cheating your workers and wives, that you do well.
Donnie gotta love your fan fiction, the deplorables are happy with empty words while the benefits got to the wealthy.

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