This week in Trump World

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"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words." Philip K. Dick

The fake presidency continues and criminal pardons too

Shame you weren't invited to the royal wedding you could have told them that your weddings were great great great.
Donnie just give another teleprompter speech that way all the trumpettes will be convinced you're not a 'toddler'.
Republicans today are what ideology looks like, sycophants, puppets and tea party snowflakes.
MAGA Is really MAER, Make America's Elite Richer, note only how little is said about wages under Donnie and the dark money elite.
Or maybe MAGA stands for Many Are Getting Arrested? That is true too under the Trump presidency.
'Feckless' is a compliment in the Trump administration why are they whining, separated children want to know?
Sean Hannity fans were the target of the Russian influence campaign, that shouldn't surprise anyone, snowflakes are easily fooled.
Donnie luv your lies, hostages were taken under your admin but your base follows like puppies, North Korea plays you.
Hannity and Donnie talk every night as mommy tucks them in with their Trumpie bears. How cute is that.
If bad luck in life is a sign of character as you and republicans claim, how did you become president Donnie John? Dumb luck?
Caveman ethics care of Donnie John, you can grab em by the....they let you do anything when you are rich.
Admit it Donnie you're too insecure and full of baloney to attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner?
Donnie is it true you're sending condolence letters to the working poor in America who thought you were for them? See link.
Sean Hannity fans were the target of the Russian influence campaign, that shouldn't surprise anyone, snowflakes are easily fooled.
Donnie luv your lies, hostages were taken under your admin but your base follows like puppies, North Korea plays you.
Did nationalistic people in history protest when (?) took rights from (?) or did they acquiesce similar to our republican snowflakes now?
Donnie should Melanie ever leave you, just think you'll always have your deplorables, they luv you. cheering rallies are the best.
Some snowflakes claim Donnie is keeping his campaign promises anyone see that great great cheap healthcare? Or Mexican paid for Wall?
Donald a few more sycophants from the Federalist Society and you'll soon manage the law too. Great great Trumpie law, Gorsuch is dreamy.
How you gonna make Giuliani a better lair and con artist, he seems lost and senile most of the time.
Donnie we know why you don't like Bezos he is successful and you are a fake, is he more ethical with his workers, you may be twins there.
Filling the swamp with larger alligators great great work Donnie John. Pruitt is a gift that keeps giving.
Your fans are great Donnie, they cheer your BS and cheer a contradiction a moment later, great great fans.
Donnie just because the news is negative doesn't make it fake, grow up boy. Be Best.
Watch out Donnie red state teachers want to teach even though Betsey wants none of that.
First Mexico was going to pay for the wall, now it the military, who's next? The working class American?
Oh wait, Looks like the alt-right sites are really the deep state Bannon was looking for and Hannity is in there too.
Donnie who told you Evangelicals were only about money power and control, not Christianity or Jesus' values.
Hillary was criticized for Bill's behavior why isn't Melania criticized for Donald? 'Be Best' Donald.
Twitter the cowardly man's tool of courage, military service scare you you should have tweeted your courage.

"The swamp is never drained; it just gets taken over by different reptiles." Karen Tumulty

'US inequality reaching a dangerous level due to Trump's 'cruel' measures'
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jun/01/us-inequality-donald-trump-cruel-measures-un

Feckless explained
www.thecut.com/2018/05/samantha-bee-ivanka-trump-full-frontal.html

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The show must go on....

"In our postmodern culture which is TV dominated, image sensitive, and morally vacuous, personality is everything and character is increasingly irrelevant." David F. Wells

Draft dodger Donnie shows his real courage breaking up families in need by separating children from their parents.
Children in cages the new symbol of the republican party, was 'compassionate conservatism' ever a real thing.
Trump rallies: a twelve year old bully calling immigrants, women, teachers and others names, how American is that.
A conservative SCOTUS is simply a legislative branch of the oligarchs, the corporatist, the bigoted, read its history if you doubt.
Donnie's Immigration policy is Trump's 'southern manifesto', haters gotta hate. Somethings never change.
America's religious spoke up finally but do they really care about children, 2018 election will show their real values.
Donnie love how you give fake news on steel and your snowflakes cheer, think they'll ever catch on?
Donnie the presidency is not a TV show, 'Space Force' means what exactly in your celebrity obsessed, insecure empty head?
The rot starts at the top and the Trump administration proves that daily, the hypocritical administration continues its reign of error.
Be extra good this year folks for if there is a hell it will be filled with republicans and they are an obnoxious and selfish breed of human.
Donnie, read recently you're already our second worst president in history that gives you plenty of time to 'be worst'.
When did the American worker become wimps, they worry about guns while corporations outsource, kill unions, and lower wages. What happened.
Your cabinet choices are swamp people just like you, that's a so great great yuge yuge amazing amazing swamp.
National Enquirer published dirt on Hillary while consulting with the Trump sycophants on making stupidity look American.
Donnie's vocabulary made easy: beautiful, great, tremendous, terrible, sad, unfair, fake, believe me, winning, weak, loser, amazing, yuge,
Trump is like Santa to his snowflakes, they hope and ask and dream and meanwhile Donnie golfs on their taxes. Too funny.
Donnie John Trump do you think the white working class will ever figure out you are playing their insecurity for support?
Donnie do you love North Korea today or is this a day when you say the opposite, you're so good at playing your snowflakes.
Who would ever have thought the Kremlin would use the NRA to Help Trump in 2016? Maybe Donnie would?
Donnie John Trump 3,251 false or misleading claims in 497 days, over 6 a day, 'be best' Donnie.
You find that deep state yet, maybe Bannon will find it, you still talk? Deep state where are you? Callin deep state.
Heard Jared cried like a baby when the Russians didn’t have much dirt on Hillary, snowflakes do that so often.
Donnie you think your rally fans will ever wake up and realize you are playing them? They are fun to watch, cheering children.
Bestest Donnie John quote, "I know words I have the best words." Be bestest Donald.
While Trump criticises immigrants, wages remain stagnant, outsourcing continues, healthcare is actually hurt for the needy, wake up people.
Love your rallies Donnie, lots of meaningless nonsense sure keeps your snowflakes happy waving signs.
Another Gorsuch and the Robert's Court may rank among the worst ever, Be best SCOTUS.
Donnie stop blaming others, if you done nuttin wrong relax man ain't you innocent or what? or what.
The Trump theater continues and the willing suspension of disbelief is rampant in republican snowflake minds.


www.propublica.org/article/trump-inc-podcast-meet-the-government-employees-spending-taxpayer-dollars-at-trump-hotels

"Only someone miraculously innocent of history could believe that competition among ideas could result in the triumph of truth" John Gray

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Trump Rallies = Snowflakes waving Signs being lied to, how cute is that.

Donald John Trump the first American president to have 'play dates' with dictators.
Seventy five percent of Trump rally claims are false or BS, wake up deplorables, 87% of the tax change went to the 1 percent.
More heroism from draft dodger Donnie freezing ACA payments for Americans in need, ever see such courage?
Trump administration claims of no collusion are like the robber who got caught in the act, but judge, sir, I didn't rob the bank. I'm innocent.
Does the self hurting republican voter realize their hatred is managed by the powerful to control them and get their vote?
Conservatives are all about individual rights until your rights differ from their ideology, proving they aren't about individual rights.
Trump refers to his mouth as a musical instrument and hopes it is attached to his brain? Really!
Robert's court greatest achievement so far, making money a person, adding Kavanaugh may make money the judiciary.
Federalist Society and other dark money judicial organizations are governed by the elite for the elite.
During a rally in Montana, President Trump went on a tangent about crowd size, only insecure men are obsessed with image.
Imagine if Americans treated 'Operation Pastorius' the way the republican party under Trump treats Russian interference in our elections.
Trump kowtowing to Putin is the new republican party image, think Gowdy, Jordon, Gaetz, Nunes, et al kowtowing to Donnie John.
You must excuse Trump walking in front of the Queen, insecure boys like to be noticed, see me see me.
Love the name the British gave to our Liar in Chief 'Apricot Toddler' fits Donnie John nicely.
Donnie's Rallies, be glad calling names and other nonsense keeps your snowflakes happy
When did guns become strength for working class Americans, their only symbol of power is an imaginary one.
Questioning Kavanaugh by republicans will be smiles, sophomoric coaching, and just say constitution three times and the republicans melt.
One third of all guns in America are made overseas proving insecurity supports outsourcing too.
Foreign gun manufacturers contribute to the NRA, any Trump snowflake smart enough to know why?
The Federalist Society is simply a group of upper class lackeys funded and brainwashed by 'dark money'.
The NRA spent more than thirty million to help Donnie keep America safe, well rich Americans from fair taxes that is.
Trying to show Trump snowflakes they are being played by corporate money is like explaining red to a blind puppy.
Donnie you gotta be glad 20 percent or more of your snowflakes lack a high school education, 'be best' Trumpettes.
SCOTUS decisions aren't about constitutional law they are about preserving elite power.
Trump is fixated on rankings because he can grasp little else, weak, insecure, empty men need proof they exist.
Corporations and dark money manage the law while the working class clings to their guns, some things never change.
Over three thousand lies or untruthful statements and it is the press that is fake, too funny Donnie


"America with its decaying infrastructure, its third-world public transit, its shrinking labor market, its evaporating middle class, its expanding gulf between rich and poor, its heartless health insurance system, its mindless indifference to a dying ecology, its predatory credit agencies, its looming Social Security collapse, its interminable war, its metastasizing national debt and all the social pathologies that gave it a degenerate imbecile and child-abducting sadist as its president — remains the only developed economy in the world that believes it wrong to use civic wealth for civic goods. Its absurdly engorged military budget diverts hundreds of billions of dollars a year from the public weal to those who profit from the military-industrial complex. Its plutocratic policies and libertarian ethos are immune to all appeals of human solidarity. It towers over the world, but promises secure shelter only to the fortunate few." David Bentley Hart

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Donnie And Team Collude Collide Contrive Confab Conspire

The Donnie John Trump republican banana republic continues....

Trump may be the greatest example of the placebo effect on the white working class, just tell them anything at all.
Donnie bet you're glad Twitter doesn't ban fake news and lies, you'd have no way of spreading nonsense.
The Constitution is not a moral code it does not make an immoral man moral, Trump has dishonored most of the Ten Commandments, a moral code.
Putin and Trump have much in common, the fact they both lie about the Clintons is fascinating and bizarre and is just one laughable similarity.
A conservative SCOTUS uses the constitution as it always has, any act of worker concern is a slippery slope to corporate destruction,
Donnie just tell your snowflakes about Space Force and how great it will be, that will keep them distracted while you golf on their dime.
Donnie why no tariffs on Japan they embargo and Toyota dumps over a million cars on America killing jobs. Watsup.
Fifteen thousand a month to keep quiet, all Americans want that job. Where can we apply?
Donnie Trump hears about staff changes on the news how in charge is that I ask you. Real manager there.
Maybe Kavanaugh and team can reverse child labor laws and make America great with competitive Chinese wages, u think.
Twelve billion for farmers because of Trump's dumb economic policies! How about healthcare for Americans and their children.
Mexico still paying for that wall, you know the one, they still paying, your rally fans want to know. Can I hear a chorus.
Are Donnie and Rudie gaslighting or are their values the greatest example of confirmation bias in recorded history.
You must wonder how many votes twelve billion buys, coulda built Donnie's wall but then what would he and fans whine about.
Kim and Vlad playing Donnie's ego, how cute is that, is there a Noble for being played. Anyone know.
Could it be Trump hates immigrants because he married two, could that be it.
Stephen Miller* Trump's brain how sad a brain that must be, liar white supremacist and incel. Biitter men are sad.
Donald Jr posting fake news about your polling numbers, the acorn didn't fall far away from the tree.
Mexicans rapists, women dogs, blacks low IQ, MSM fake, Russian dictators and murders good, per Pres Donnie T.
Just say Constitution three times and while you've said nothing relevant you've excused injustice now for over two hundred years.
Stop covering Trump rallies as if they are policy, they are only entertainment pablum for the simple minded. Nonsense cheerleaders.
Oh I know it is not nice to call Trump fans snowflakes but who was it said political correctness was bad, who.
Banning news people who ask tough questions how fascist like is that, anuyone ever see an open minded fascist.

* theoutline.com/post/3089/does-stephen-miller-have-friends?zd=1&zi=rjnbac3t

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Donnie John Trump self made Myth

The estimated federal deficit next year will exceed a trillion dollars, boosting the national debt past $21 trillion.
Trump had promised to eliminate that debt entirely, you go Donnie and republican hypocrites, bet that tax bill was good for you all.
Draft dodger Trump is the Dr Reo Symes of modern American life and his fans buy into the product line.
Fake university fake foundation fake wine company fake tax returns fake football team John Barron fake fake fake.
How about the ball-less republicans couldn't face a woman but turned cheerleaders for a lying spoiled rich boy.
After Sniffles Kavanaugh is confirmed, Roy Moore is next in line, a real devil's triangle in the SCOTUS.
Trump snowflakes now think the Clintons were behind hurricane Florence, what powers huh. You go Trumpies.
President Trump cites China's respect for his 'very, very large a brain' kinda like a large empty dump truck we guess.
Fox kowtows to Trump BS, can anyone explain why their news and opinion is so biased and lacking integrity. Anyone?
When did the religious, the Christians and evangelicals in America get so tainted that living children, immigrants, don't matter?
Donnie Trump's administration to cut Head Start, cancer research so they can fund child detention camps, how American is that.
Trump always claimed the world was laughing at us and our president, guess he wanted to continue the tradition.
Why is Puerto Rico complaining, didn't you toss them paper towels, good job Donnie. Heard John Barron agrees.
Five hundred plus days have passed and Mexico still hasn't paid for the wall, can I hear a rally chorus,,,who....
Rand Paul a civil libertarian wants to lie detector everyone over a letter to the editor, talk about a real libertarian.
They laughed at our president, they should really laugh at his supporters, they are the ones being played.
Rudy throws out nonsense followed by contradictory nonsense and Trump fans listen never realizing the difference.
Donald Trump said it best, “I love the uneducated.” Now everyone knows why.
According to John Barron, Donnie Trump is the greatest, the bestest, the most richest, the smartest....
Why is Trump making all these decisions? What is our congress for? Should we eliminate them, think of all the money America would save.
Trump rally stats: sixty eight percent of Donnie's claims are false, misleading or lacking evidence, you go Donnie.
Even Trump rally snowflakes are selected because they're kinda special, conditioned to cheer nonsense, a real great character trait.
Deep State, oh deep state wherefore art thou deep state. there is no deep state but please don't tell Trump snowflakes.
Breitbart is the National Inquirer of news on Trump and republicans, checkout line baloney for the easily deceived.
Donnie Trump likes Brett because they both lie and lie oh and lie. Birds of a feather flock together.
Donnie the majority of Americans want you impeached but many think you know what you are doing, sad huh.
Trump's marriage to the Evangelicals demonstrates clearly America's religious like Trump are not Christians or share Christian values.

Kavanaugh Lies: www.thecut.com/2018/10/all-of-kavanaughs-classmates-who-have-called-him-a-liar.html

www.thecut.com/2018/09/another-yale-classmate-extremely-disappointed-by-kavanaugh.html

Conservative on: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/09/republican-party-conservative/571747/

"But someone will say, “You have faith and I have works.” Show me your faith apart from your works, and I will show you my faith by my works." James 2:18

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'Trump has 30 million Twitter “followers,” only half of whom are real; the other 50% are bots.'

www.counterpunch.org/2018/10/08/fake-news-and-weaponized-bots-how-algorithms-inflate-profiles-spread-disinfo-and-disrupt-democracy/

"[W]e should keep in mind, too, that monarchs, despots, big business, and advertisers have, throughout history, used the latest technologies to manipulate, dazzle and even the terrify those over whom they exercise power."

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Trump's 'Make America a Banana Republic transformation continues....

Trump is a reflection of the dumbing down of America caused by dark money politics and (add your reason). Mine: Amoral people like Brad Parscale
Trump rallies, tribal feasts and exhibitions in which emotional surrender is given over to the lies of the tribal leader Donnie John Trump.
Republicans and Trump supporters represent a modern 'banality of evil' concerning immigrant children, how did America lose its heart and its soul?
Donnie, forty tweets on day thirty of your shutdown of government, what did you do, miscount or do you really think your writing is worth our time?
Question of the day, why didn't the native Americans build a wall to keep the republican Trump snowflakes out?
Donnie no worries your snowflakes knew you didn't work hard it is only tribalism and mutual ignorance that keep them cheering you.
With the addition of Gorsuch and Kavanaugh the Robert's court may become the most regressive and undemocratic SCOTUS in our history.
Trump has proved beyond any doubt Evangelicals are about political power and control and not Christian values.
Donnie. love how Giuliani repeats the investigative news after you and he first deny it, you must think Trump snowflakes are really dumb, are they?
Donnie should you lose Russian support there is always Fox media, they too share anti American values just like Russia.
Even Trump's so called religious youth snowflakes are disrespectful and kinda stupid, how un-American is that.
Isn't it kinda curious that Sarah Sanders' God hates immigrants too. You go Donnie and gang.
Donnie throws kisses to Putin and Kim and his snowflakes cheer, how cute is that.
Group affiliation frees the Trump snowflake from life and its complexity giving them succor from thought in shouts and rally chants.
Donnie, the only person with a ten foot wall is you and it is around your brain preventing reality from coming through.
Donnie, just tell your snowflakes the wall has been completed, they appear to believe all your other lies like the great great healthcare lie.
Trump is a modern day shaman his followers do not question, they believe and cheer their new priest.
It has to be clear now Trump isn't presidential, is he auditioning for another job or just performing, unaware and totally lost.
Draft dodger Donnie Trump says His Generals Are 'Better Looking Than Tom Cruise and Stronger', 'His generals' Huh!
Donnie your tax giveaway to the unneedy didn't work but given nothing you do works I guess that's not surprising.
Foxconn another Trump mistake but then again think Atlantic City and the casinos, nothing new.
Trump has made whites especially victims and he play them but the question is why whites allow themselves to be victims
Fake university, fake foundation, lie number six thousand and counting and Donnie calls media fake.
Last year Donnie Trump gave us covfefe. This year Smocking Gun, what will next year bring.
Trump has referred to reporters “enemies of the people,” a term once used by Joseph Stalin, who American is that!
Trump loves autocrats and wants to be one and his American supporters are too blind and obsessed in tribalism to realize they are supporting un-American values.


'We can't take credit for creating the Trump snowflake but because they are followers and mostly uneducated we were able to exploit that character in Americans, especially white Americans and oddly even religious Americans and Evangelicals.' 'Soviet Federate Socialist'


"A new lawsuit filed in federal court Monday accuses President Donald Trump and his children of convincing consumers to invest in get-rich-quick schemes, while also accepting 'large, secret payments' from the companies they were pitching." "The Trumps are congenitally unable to take personal responsibility.'' News item

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"A reliable way to make people believe in falsehoods is frequent repetition, because familiarity is not easily distinguished from truth. Authoritarian institutions and marketers have always known this fact." Daniel Kahneman


'WHO IS GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL? YOU ARE!'

Americans will not repair roads and bridges but they will instead pay for a useless wall.

Image matters, for his fans Trump represents salvation, an Image Savior to raise them up.

Draft dodger Donnie Trump, a man so insecure, he feels he must criticize a dead American hero, John McCain.

Trump rallies, the pied piper fantasy that Donnie will lead them to the promised land, a place they cannot get to on their own.

Hard question, why does Trump appeal to so many rural people, their savior, their hope of salvation from what?

Betsy DeVos wants to cut support for the Special Olympics, how republican and evangelical is that you ask. God bless you Betsey.

Fox is no longer a news site but rather an arm of the deep state, Breitbart has always been an arm of the deep state.

Kim sure played Donnie, I guess when you are in love you accept being abused. Be strong Donnie.

Donnie John Trump may be the greatest American gaslighter, think for moment where he is and how they follow.

The Trump family is the Borgia Family of our time. Be best Trump family.

One must wonder how many CPAC whiners would MAGA if there were a draft to actually serve the nation?

Is Trump the Chamberlain of modern times with regard to North Korea, Saudi Arabia, and Russia?

Today Fox could be a Russian or North Korean owned source of disinformation, be best Fox.

Thomas Selby Ellis III is not a judge he is just another biased human, Manafort stole from America but he is white and looks like Thomas.

Trump supporters use the federal support system, yet they cheer when Donnie castigates it. Be best Trump fans.

Trump kowtowing to a dictator is good for a Noble prize per Trump rally tribes. Be best Trump fans.

Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity are fighting for the hand of Donnie Trump, a modern romance, hope Vlad and Kim aren't watching.

Nancy Pelosi beat Donnie on the shutdown, can you imagine how he felt? 'Be best Donnie'.

President Trump, it may have been the alignment of the stars that ruined his love affair with Kim. Sad.

Trump blames Cohen testimony for failed deal with North Korea as if Kim really cares about America.

Will working class Americans ever figure out they are being played by the outrage industrial complex, gaslighting, and 'dark money'.


"We know that people can maintain an unshakable faith in any proposition, however absurd, when they are sustained by a community of like-minded believers". Daniel Kahneman

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Random Tweets from America's Peanut Gallery

Cadet Bone Spurs is our leader, as Illinois senator and Iraq war vet Tammy Duckworth nicknamed Donald John Trump.
Draft dodger Donnie spent Memorial weekend in Japan praising the Japanese, anyone take note of the ironic incongruity.
What does it say that Russia was more afraid of a woman as president than Pres Donnie Trump.
Flying with DJT is like being with a spoiled child who has to watch Fox sycophants praise him and idolize his inanity or he cries.
Pres DJT is so insecure seeing the naval vessel the 'USS John S. McCain' upsets his childish psyche.
Today's ideology preachers, Jordan Peterson, Dinesh D'Souza, Ben Shapiro, Victor Davis Hanson, Steve Bannon, Hogan Gidley, Mark Levin, where did the thinkers go.
The Trump administration is like the grotesque section of an old time circus, performers and performance, little else.
MAGA people are the believers the believers who follow the Stalins and Maos of the world. Belief systems bind the mind.*
William Barr is the Andrei Vyshinsky of Trump's American brand, an apologist for ideological nonsense and political corruption.**
The 'deep state turned out to be Trump's own people protecting him from himself.
A MAGA hat wearer driving a foreign made car are they a hypocrite, a fool or just un-American worker.***
'Socialism' is a word but it is a stick not a thing, America and all nations already have elements of socialism, why the hullabaloo.
“It is the nature of grotesque things that you can’t look away.” Trump's appeal?
Trump wears you out as he forces media to respond to every tweet, abusing reality rather than covering it.
If serious media wants to save American democracy from the likes of trump and his sycophants they must show him honestly.
Accomplishment? Trump is the first president to bring together white nationalist racists and Christian evangelicals under the same banner.
The far right is now mainstream due to the simple fact diversity is a sin in their un-Christ-like Bible.
Historical comparison to Trump admin by Steve Bannon types exemplifies America ignorance of its own history.
Right wing talking heads like Ben Shapiro and Sean Hannity remind us of religious bigots of the past, they know all.
Any American who did what Trump and family did would be in jail and yet Americans look at them as one of them.
William Barr is the Roy Cohn, Hans Michael Frank, and Micheal Cohen of Donald John Trump all wrapped in one sycophant.
Does Trump speaks dishonesty because he believes Americans are this dumb or are Americans this dumb.
President Donnie says his dad was born in two places at once and he says because he is president that's true, Sarah confirmed.


* See belief systems in: www.goodreads.com/book/show/321263.Humanity

** Barr is a tool of power, see 'Injustices: The Supreme Court's History of Comforting the Comfortable and Afflicting the Afflicted' Ian Millhiser

*** American jobs: www.nytimes.com/2019/05/27/us/auto-worker-jobs-lost.html

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Inside The mind of our leader - the Trolling Messiah Thinks


I am the chosen one, only I can save you, you are my people, believe, oh and support me with visits too.

Now that Americans along with Saudis and Russians support us, we are one happy family.

I do my best work from my golf cart so Americans should be happy I'm always working.

Alabama thanked me for mentioning them with Dorian, they said my penmanship was great.

I know they shot a lot of people here in El Paso but did you see my rally crowds what fans, huge just huge.

Some call my fans snowflakes but they are my snowflakes, signs and cheers and all, I tell them things they believe.

How about those doctors who left their operating rooms in El Paso to greet me, my fans are everywhere.

Some call me Beelzebub, I love it, sounds so Trump like, that may be why Evangelicals love me so much.

Melania likes Kim too, he reminds her of me only shorter and not blond, similar haircut.

Parscale and Miller told me name calling works better than thinking, my fans follow and cheer, they must be on to something.

I'll get those immigrants, my benefactors are polluting the planet greatly, heat, floods will get em even if ICE doesn't.

There are no saints in my cheering crowds thank god, only happy hat wearers holding signs.

All red hat Whites vote for me, I make them laugh and promise them things they won't get, can you believe it.

Greenland is green right, I like green, I think Melania has green eyes, oh sorry, that was a porn star.

Only kidding not enough Russians or Saudis will support me if I buy Greenland with their gracious support.

Golf, I like to golf, yep golf, I like to golf yep did I say I like to golf, but I will be working hard in my head, count on it.

My new deal is more for me and my friends, not these cheering hat wearers but they still cheer, can you believe it?

Single handedly I wiped out ISIS no one else could do that I did in no time at all, bone spurs and all.

And even though my ties and Ivanka's clothing are made in third world nations that doesn't mean we don't like America's over paid workers lots.

I am not racist even though I do lots of things that are considered racist, just follow, stop thinking, be red hat fans.

Reality TV was where I was was made and today where America lives and kinda believes and cheers, great great great.

I failed in business but this president job is a real gem, use my own places and the Saudis and Russians contribute too, nice.

I made ignorance and stupidity republican traits and you thought I was a business failure, gotcha.

My Campaign in a nutshell: walls and whites, birtherism. more money for me, come on what else matters?

What does messianic mean, they keep saying I'm messianic, Melania you know, no, oh well.

Anyone who loves me should love Kimmie and Vladie too they my bros. Melania, what does autocrat mean?



"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H. L. Mencken

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'President Tweety's mind: Tweety's motivations and reasoning as imagined to his analyst'

Holding a Bible makes my religious hicks love me, wasn't that a great great photo

I see myself like Jesus scolding the Pharisees only I use tear gas and rubber bullets

Will the Dems ever learn pointing fingers blaming others keeps my fans in my pocket

Protesting ain't gonna do any good this is America and it is white like me

I think I'll sue CNN to keep them from publishing facts I don't like

I fire all who don't kowtow to me only reason the doctors are still here is my sycophants are too dumb for medicine

I say one thing and then contradict it the next my fans just follow along great great fans

Obama had a plan for pandemics but he wasn't American so it didn't count me I count

I have a call into Vlad for his help this year don't tell anyone they won't believe you anyway

I also ordered a chemistry kit so I could cure COVID with my stable genius Melania where's that bleach

Howard Stern was right about my fans but they luv me too much to care I don't care for them

I'm gonna promise a cure for COVID in the future you just wait kinda like my wall my fans are easy

Ivanka what the heck is cancel culture you are a smart one you are keeping up with culture

Re G7 I'll invite other nations so I can return the favor to my buddy Vlad

Like my press secretary we do mail-in we are important face it most Americans are schmucks


Editor, Source: high level Trump tool or dumb inlaw is there a difference.

www.politifact.com/factchecks/list/?speaker=donald-trump&ruling=false


'Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.'